Subject: Chat with Sam Apple
From: Sam Apple <samapple@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: sup g
me: I'll send you that head shot tomorrow
me: also will be appearing on Russian television tomorrow evening at 8 EST
Sam: cool de la hanks
me: state-funded Russian television
me: and will be causing a scene
me: just a heads-up
Sam: nice. how did you they find you
me: that Vanity Fair piece
me: additionally
Sam: what sort of scene
me: well
me: they don't appear to have done a lot of research on me, which is of course typical for cable news outlets
me: I've written articles on how the FSB (post-KGB org) clearly orchestrated the 1999 Russian apartments bombings in order to create a pretext by which to invade Chechnya
me: and in fact this is related further in my upcoming book
me: and they'll be asking me about the article, about Hastings, about my book, journalism, etc.
Sam: nice. just never go to russia
Sam: they will take you out
me: and the Russian apartment thing, as well as Friedman's naivete on Putin, is among my favorite examples
me: they can take me out anyway
me: they got Trotsky in Mexico City
me: and they got Litivenko in London just a few years back
Sam: true. but much more likely in russia
me: for saying the same things I'll be saying
me: yeah, I wasn't really in the market for a vacation to asshole fascist land anyway
me: seeing as how I live in Texas anyway
me: anyway, it will be amusing
me: it's Moscow's most popular news outlet
Sam: send me the youtube
me: and goes to an international audience
me: will do