| Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña |
| From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com> |
4:47 PM Catalina: hey
4:52 PM me: yo yo
I'm going to be on Russian TV tomorrow night
5:02 PM Catalina: awesome
5:03 PM me: it will be live
on the station which is most popular in Moscoew
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia_Today
this raises certain questions
as the station is backed by the Kremlin
5:04 PM and I know certain things that are embarrassing to the Kremlin
5:06 PM Catalina: does he know that you know?
how do you know?
do you have proof?
where will this be filmed?
me: no, research, yes
Catalina: is this a set up?
5:07 PM me: they were going to have me come into their NYC studio
but I'm in Dallas
so will do it via my webcame
anywhere
Catalina: are you going to be assassinated!!
me: well
5:08 PM they assassinated a couple of other journalists and former government officials who said what I'm going to say
but those people didn't have rifles like I do
also, no
I am safe from Russian agents in Dallas
also I have a pool
5:09 PM Catalina: what does a pool have to do with anything?
me: plus I'm not sure whether I am going to say it as I might want to have this network as a continued outlet for other things
nothing, it's just fun
I was just thinking about it
Catalina: cool
me: I hang out at the pool like uffie
Catalina: well while you were having fun at your pool I got my ass kicked
again!
me: I got something the KGB can kiss
5:10 PM Catalina: but this time is different
me: how now?
Catalina: because I didnt attack first
i just threw a key at him
me: was it him again?
Catalina: a single key
yes
and my face looks fucked up and this happened on saturday
me: would you like me to put a stop to it?
Catalina: no
i did
5:11 PM me: don't let it happen to you again or I won't ask next time
I've been pretty reasonable so far
Catalina: yeah well there is no next time
i almost called the cops but then i felt sorry for him
5:12 PM but if he ever touches me again I will definitely call the police
im too mad at him to talk to him right now
and at work i said i got in a car accident
but i dont think anyone believed me
me: well
you don't have a car
5:13 PM Catalina: yeah but I was actually in a car this weekend
went to the beach
got a nice tan
5:14 PM me: gotta switch locales, will be on later, feel free to call also