Subject: Chat with Andrew Stein
From: Andrew Stein <steinlink@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

11:33 AM Andrew: yo
11:34 AM me: yo yo
 Andrew: put all of your money into apple
 me: Andrew Sullivan invited me to visit him in D.C.
  I have no money yet
 Andrew: nice
 me: but I will soon
 Andrew: if oyu lived in ny it would be a train ride away
 me: at which point I'd be happy to take your app's lead
 Andrew: my what's what?
11:35 AM oh
 me: your application's suggestions
 Andrew: right right
  i was down alot day 1
  but up alot last 2 days
11:36 AM me: you should watch PI again
 Andrew: not the same thing
 me: no, I'm pretty sure it's the exact same thing
 Andrew: im not worried about finding the name fo god in twitter
 me: and Moishe will be kidnapping you soon
  politely
11:37 AM Andrew: "Hey, you could come with me, maybe? No? some other time then"
 me: lol
  very good wrath

5 minutes
11:43 AM me: A nun is standing outside a bar, chastising everyone who walks in - "The Lord commands us to yield not unto temptation!" and "A wise man avoids that which dulls the senses!" - things like that.
One man walks up to her. "Sister," he asks, "have you ever actually tried an alcoholic beverage?"
"Well, no" she replied.
"So how can you speak ill of it when you have never tried it?"
"That's a good point. Perhaps you could get me something to try?"
"Of course. What would you like?"
"What would a lady drink?"
"A manhattan?"
"Okay - if you could bring me a manhattan, but have them put it in a paper cup so that nobody knows I am partaking?"
The man walks into the bar and orders a manhattan in a paper cup. The bartender looks at him and says "Is that fucking nun out there again?"
11:45 AM Andrew: very clever