Subject: Chat with Andrew Stein |
From: Andrew Stein <steinlink@gmail.com> |
11:33 AM Andrew: yo
11:34 AM me: yo yo
Andrew: put all of your money into apple
me: Andrew Sullivan invited me to visit him in D.C.
I have no money yet
Andrew: nice
me: but I will soon
Andrew: if oyu lived in ny it would be a train ride away
me: at which point I'd be happy to take your app's lead
Andrew: my what's what?
11:35 AM oh
me: your application's suggestions
Andrew: right right
i was down alot day 1
but up alot last 2 days
11:36 AM me: you should watch PI again
Andrew: not the same thing
me: no, I'm pretty sure it's the exact same thing
Andrew: im not worried about finding the name fo god in twitter
me: and Moishe will be kidnapping you soon
politely
11:37 AM Andrew: "Hey, you could come with me, maybe? No? some other time then"
me: lol
very good wrath
11:43 AM me: A nun is standing outside a bar, chastising everyone who walks in - "The Lord commands us to yield not unto temptation!" and "A wise man avoids that which dulls the senses!" - things like that.
One man walks up to her. "Sister," he asks, "have you ever actually tried an alcoholic beverage?"
"Well, no" she replied.
"So how can you speak ill of it when you have never tried it?"
"That's a good point. Perhaps you could get me something to try?"
"Of course. What would you like?"
"What would a lady drink?"
"A manhattan?"
"Okay - if you could bring me a manhattan, but have them put it in a paper cup so that nobody knows I am partaking?"
The man walks into the bar and orders a manhattan in a paper cup. The bartender looks at him and says "Is that fucking nun out there again?"
11:45 AM Andrew: very clever