From: "BushwickBK.com" <jeremy.sapienza@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: Caleb: Dumb bitch Florida just asked if there's an adjective form of "hypocrite."
BushwickBK.com: hahaha
BushwickBK.com: her name is Florida!?
me: no
me: she's from Florida
me: like you!
me: or whatever
me: raised in Florida
me: look, fuck the Atlantic coast, it's all the same to me
BushwickBK.com: whatever cowraper
me: it's consensual
BushwickBK.com: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/the-last-post-mcchrystals-bleak-outlook-2011730.html
BushwickBK.com: also I loe that his nickname is now the runaway general
me: I preferred MacArthur
me: also, lol
me: runaway general
me: Caleb: Oh my fucking god.
I just talked to Gohmert.
Fuck.

me: I love my gchat
me: this is where all the good media gossip comes through, yo
BushwickBK.com: hah
me: so
me: I just got an e-mail from this Hollywood producer
me: who says he's got a lot of even richer friends
me: and wants to raise, like, some ridiculous amount of money to start a media outlet
BushwickBK.com: sweet
me: and put me in partial charge of it
BushwickBK.com: like al gore's cable channel idea
me: NO BECAUSE THIS GUY DOESN'T SUCK
BushwickBK.com: haha
me: fucking tipper
BushwickBK.com: yah what a ho
me: bitch got divorced
me: lol