Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: hey
Catalina: hows dallas?!
me: fantastic
me: I just got an offer from a Hollywood producer to raise me a bunch of money for Project PM
Catalina: fuck. I am so screwed
Catalina: i lost a patient chart!!!
Catalina: somewhere in the hospital
Catalina: with confidential information
me: oh snap
Catalina: found it!
Catalina: i could have been in so much trouble
me: no you would have lost your job you don't like!
Catalina: true
Catalina: then id just move in with you
Catalina: and your baby momma
me: you should do that anyway
Catalina: and it would be a sitcom
Catalina: or reality show
me: I just got an apartment
me: with a pool
Catalina: in dallas?
me: in the nice part of Dallas
me: Uptown
Catalina: my little sister lives in dallas
me: also
Catalina: but i want you to stay away from her
me: I'm about to have access to a whole lot of mone
me: y
me: one sec
Catalina: k
Catalina: im gonna head home
Catalina: later