Catalina: hey Catalina: hows dallas?! me: fantastic me: I just got an offer from a Hollywood producer to raise me a bunch of money for Project PM Catalina: fuck. I am so screwed Catalina: i lost a patient chart!!! Catalina: somewhere in the hospital Catalina: with confidential information me: oh snap Catalina: found it! Catalina: i could have been in so much trouble me: no you would have lost your job you don't like! Catalina: true Catalina: then id just move in with you Catalina: and your baby momma me: you should do that anyway Catalina: and it would be a sitcom Catalina: or reality show me: I just got an apartment me: with a pool Catalina: in dallas? me: in the nice part of Dallas me: Uptown Catalina: my little sister lives in dallas me: also Catalina: but i want you to stay away from her me: I'm about to have access to a whole lot of mone me: y me: one sec Catalina: k Catalina: im gonna head home Catalina: later