From: "BushwickBK.com" <jeremy.sapienza@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: so, it would seem that I got this Manhattan chick pregnant
me: so I guess I might be moving back
BushwickBK.com: uh
BushwickBK.com: or never come back from Mexico?
BushwickBK.com: how the fuck did that happen?
BushwickBK.com: Imean
BushwickBK.com: you kno what I mean
me: heterosexual sex
BushwickBK.com: shut up stupid
me: I'll send you some pamphlets
me: lol
BushwickBK.com: how does she know
me: oby-gyn visit
BushwickBK.com: that it's you I mean
me: hmmm
me: timing, I imagine
BushwickBK.com: who is she
me: half Jew, half black
me: tell your commenters
me: that'll shut em up
me: just kidding, this is all classified
BushwickBK.com: yeah obv
BushwickBK.com: they'll just mention slave owners knocked up their property
BushwickBK.com: and os you'll come back here and do what
BushwickBK.com: share your dope mney with her?
BushwickBK.com: like really, what's the point
BushwickBK.com: o what's the plan
me: sorry, jumped in shower
me: no plan yet
me: I got off dope
me: she's a former addict
me: on methadone maintenance
me: however
me: remember she's half Jewish
BushwickBK.com: what's her financial situation
BushwickBK.com: ok
me: her mom apparently comes from wealthy Jewish Long Island family
me: I've met her mom
me: she gave us coke
BushwickBK.com: ah
me: AND THEN WE HAD SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM
BushwickBK.com: so it's her fault and she must help pay for her actions
me: I'm not taking any adversarial stance here
BushwickBK.com: or her grandchild will grow up mit schmutz all over her face
me: I'm willing to do whatever
me: in fact, I wouldn't mind going back to New York anyway
me: she's got an apartment
BushwickBK.com: nobody's demanding anything, just saying be prepared for a life of hardship for your ahlink grandchoild
BushwickBK.com: dahlink
me: I don't speak Yiddish
me: at any rate
BushwickBK.com: that's darling in yid english
me: ah, I see it now
BushwickBK.com: where's she live
me: Manhattan
me: she's from there
me: black Jew, you see
BushwickBK.com: yeah I mean wha area
me: up near Harlem
me: 87th street
me: whatever that is
BushwickBK.com: haha
BushwickBK.com: that is called the Upper East Side
BushwickBK.com: r West, whichever
me: West
me: Jesus Christ
me: I'm going to be raising a kid in the Upper West Side
BushwickBK.com: lawl
me: I really swam against the current on that one
me: being a NINTH GENERATION TEXAN
BushwickBK.com: a black jew in he UWS, the liberal yankee epicenter
BushwickBK.com: you can probably slap five with TOm Friedman at the Fairway
BushwickBK.com: 9th generation, that does not compute
BushwickBK.com: god that's along time ago
BushwickBK.com: your ancestors move there under a Spanish land grant or what
me: yep