Catalina: hey Catalina: when we moving to africa? me: as soon as possible me: I got a girl pregnant Catalina: noooooo Catalina: are you serious? me: yep Catalina: is she staying pregnant? me: apparently so Catalina: in NY? me: Manhattan, yes me: your area Catalina: which one? me: this half black half Jew chick Catalina: oh, that one. which one was she? Catalina: oh Catalina: wow Catalina: youd think after all you do your little guys wouldnt work me: so, I've cancelled my Mexico expedition for now me: no, they apparently work too well Catalina: are you ok? me: yeah, I don't care me: I may be coming back up soon Catalina: really? me: if she has it, I'll do whatever I've got to do me: she may have family money anyway Catalina: you can stay home with the kid and send her out to work Catalina: i can come and play with it me: it's all very possible, I actually know very little about her me: except that her mom gave us coke me: and then we fucked without a condom Catalina: bad granny! Catalina: bad barrett!!!! me: I know, right? Catalina: well I shouldnt be judging Catalina: but I was on the PILL!!! Catalina: stupid pill Catalina: maybe she was too me: I don't think she was me: anywho, Mirna is demanding I get a DNA test ASAP me: to ensure it's mine Catalina: good idea me: but at any rate Catalina: but why would she say its yours me: I wouldn't mind getting back up there anyway me: there's no good reason Catalina: does she think youre moneyed me: she knows I'm irresponsible and unmonied me: she has more money than I Catalina: monied me: plus, being in Tyler has reminded me me: that I hate all places me: that aren't New York or Mexico Catalina: well im dying to get out of here Catalina: seriously me: why, again? Catalina: im not being flaky this time like i always am me: if you want to go to Mexico I'm down Catalina: i do Catalina: because im tires of ny right now Catalina: maybe we should wait till it starts to get cols me: if you're serious, I'll have about $2,000 in a month or so Catalina: that way it gives me time to save some money me: we could go to Zihuatanejo Catalina: like in october Catalina: i need a break from here thats why me: makes sense Catalina: for sanity Catalina: you taking care my my husband caleb? me: yeah, I saved his cat from myself Catalina: yeah that was funny me: it sucked me: I took 450 mil of some drug Catalina: you can teach your little baby to play with those dwarfs me: dxm me: and then lost his cat Catalina: how was dxm? me: and then got text message telling me I''m a father\ me: hadn't done it since I was 16 Catalina: oh shit Catalina: not yet youre not me: hadn't tripped at all in 7 years me: and this stuff is pretty strong me: so it was wacky Catalina: she told you in a text??!!!! me: yes me: yes, she did Catalina: i at least had the decency to text carl to call me immediately from thailand Catalina: in a text?? Catalina: thats craxy Catalina: crazy Catalina: i like craxy me: yes, that'll do Catalina: im feeling craxy right now Catalina: i have not eaten in 4 days Catalina: so im all lightheaded and silly Catalina: all ive had is water and tea Catalina: and some lemonade me: maybe you should eat some food! Catalina: i will tomorrow Catalina: i was going to do it for 10 days but now i dont feel like it me: why? me: Catholic saint fast? Catalina: yes Catalina: honestly because i felt like i was catching the fatness Catalina: but also i decided it would be a good detox Catalina: and wanted to see if i was disciplined wnough to do it Catalina: enough Catalina: what i should have said is "no money for drugs, so i wanted to get that out of it feeling without spending the moneys" Catalina: monies?? me: get some dxm Catalina: i really cant think Catalina: is that free? me: $4 Catalina: where do i get it from me: any drugstore me: make sure to get just dextromorphanhydrobromide Catalina: ok me: with no other active ingredients me: Ideally, liquid gel form Catalina: i got a shitload of ambien from carl today me: oh, just take that then me: it's better Catalina: i will, i just have to call my mother then its ambien time! me: what ever shall you tell her? Catalina: hola mami Catalina: como estas? me: speaking of which, I must hide my baby from my parents Catalina: mmmhhh Catalina: si Catalina: mhm Catalina: si Catalina: no? Catalina: en serio? me: DONDE ESTA LA ZAPETERIA? Catalina: besos, adios! me: muy bien, gracias! y tu? Catalina: except the mhm and si's will go on for about 45 minutes Catalina: good Catalina: maybe you can talk to her me: yes Catalina: should i give you her number? me: that sounds like a fine idea Catalina: you can pretend to be me Catalina: unless you just want to call her to complain about me me: THIS IS LITTLE GHOST GIRL CATALINA I STAND ON THE HIGHWAY me: PEOPLE PICK ME UP me: I ASK FOR A RIDE me: AND THEN I DISAPPEAR me: I DIED 30 YEARS AGO TONIGHT Catalina: i wish! Catalina: i so totally wish me: that would be the life me: so to speak Catalina: yeah Catalina: ok im gonna go call her now Catalina: im also going to think of baby names Catalina: ill talk to you later me: word