Caleb: http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118020578.html?categoryid=2431&cs=1 me: oh, good me: so, they're releasing a new Goldeneye for the Wii Caleb: Maybe I'll buy a TV. me: so you can rent Atlas Shrugged from Blockbuster? me: good idea Caleb: Jesus. Caleb: We got a phone call from a lady complaining about a piece we ran that had a clip of some Democratic congresswoman criticizing the Bush administration on "Meet the Press." Caleb: (sot: Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz/ (D) Florida/"NBC/MEET THE PRESS") "They were going on trips with them, taking vacations, even sleeping with them." Caleb: Whoops. Caleb: Starts out like this: Caleb: CRITICS SAY YEARS OF LAX OVERSIGHT FROM THE GOVERNMENT'S MINERALS MANAGEMENT SERVICE ALLOWED THE OIL INDUSTRY TO GET TOO COZY WITH THEIR REGULATORS BEFORE THE DISASTER. Caleb: (sot: Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz/ (D) Florida/"NBC/MEET THE PRESS") Caleb: "They were going on trips with them, taking vacations, even sleeping with them." me: sleeping with them, eh? me: like Palin does with a former BP employee? me: OH SNAP CONTRADICTION THE CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENT IS OVER! Caleb: My boss told me to be cut stuff like that out of any packages we pull from the network. Caleb: He told me to be all cuttin' stuff like that out. me: he had to tell you that? me: thought it was implied Caleb: Apparently, I was a little bit gray on the whole acknowledging the existence of multiple points of view on certain complex and nuanced issues. me: do me a solid me: pick up a case of dr. pepper Caleb: Do yourself a solid. Caleb: Walk half a mile to the store. me: they don't have cases or six packs at any of those stores me: otherwise I would Caleb: Define "case." me: like, 12 cans of dr. pepper Caleb: First off, that's not a case. Caleb: A case is 24. Caleb: So get your facts straight. Caleb: Secondly, of course they have 12-packs. Caleb: Grocery stores don't not have 12-packs. me: there's no grocery store around here me: there is Walgreens me: wait me: wait me: maybe... Caleb: You dumb fucking dumb idiot. me: just maybe... me: maybe they do have them! me: I'm going to go check it out, old friend! Caleb: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=1024+S+Donnybrook+Ave,+Tyler,+TX+75701&daddr=2020+Roseland+Boulevard,+Tyler,+TX+75701-4248+(Brookshire's)&hl=en&geocode=Fblr7QEd9OBR-imNududp85JhjF1Wsc6O75Pag%3BFTRG7QEdRdxR-iHnLXMCAee64ikFr-LfGsxJhjEy2zMbxPY6ww&mra=ls&sll=32.334337,-95.302849&sspn=0.096309,0.152264&ie=UTF8&z=16 me: oh snap! Caleb: There was a ghost in my apartment last night. Caleb: I'm convinced. Caleb: And I don't even believe in ghosts. Caleb: But my dog saw it. Caleb: Talk about craziness! me: wait, what? me: is that why your cat wouldn't shut the fuck up? Caleb: No. Caleb: Dumb-bitch Florida reporter. me: maybe it was the ayatollah me: maybe it was the ayatollah me: maybe it was the ayatollah me: maybe it was the ayatollah Caleb: Maybe it _was_ the ayatollah. me: got morrowind running me: got me some dr. pepper me: wrote a piece on atlas shrugged and sent to vanity fair me: gotta re-write skeptic column me: then I'm done for the day me: and I leave Tyler for the land of MORROWIND me: in my MIND Caleb: I just wrote a piece about how awful it is that the _Washington Post_ doesn't like Glenn Beck's new novel. me: see if you can get a review copy of that Caleb: I bet I could. Caleb: Probably just have to call the publisher, right? me: yep me: I imagine it's probably Regnery me: or, nah me: it'll sell me: could be anyone Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iQ7ZDUutU4&feature=player_embedded Caleb: I've been avoiding watching this for a couple of days. me: CRAZY ARMIES me: yeah, me too Caleb: Watch it. Caleb: All the way through. me: lolololol me: fucking faggot Caleb: Chris Matthews doesn't like it. Caleb: I've got to write about that. me: http://i.imgur.com/f0chf.jpg me: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui94obkj61qzvqipo1_500.jpg