me: OH HAI I'M IN EAST TEXAS Mirna: ya thats right Mirna: bend over Mirna: yaaaaaaaaaaaaa Mirna: my internet is too shitty in this room to suport videochat :( me: OH NOES Mirna: HAI COWBOY me: there's an apple tree in the yard here me: I'm gonna steal one in a sec Mirna: nice!! Mirna: you are so wholesome me: congrats on winning the case me: you going to move back to Austin still? me: hey, I have a crucial question for you, gonna call in a sec, it's a female thing