Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Joshua: so, how's your honeymoon in austin with caleb, fag?!
Joshua: lolololol
me: I'M NOT
Joshua: so, what's the news?
me: nada mucho, been seein' people, gonna eat some BREAKFAST TACOS
me: finishing each other's CROSSWORD PUZZLES
Joshua: classic austin
Joshua: !!
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfNrgymu41w&feature=related
me: don't need sound
Joshua: very exciting
Joshua: that's pretty fucking awesome
Joshua: is austin as exciting as you remember it being
Joshua: ?
Joshua: as exciting as a obedient and responsive zergling swarm
Joshua: ?
Joshua: !!
me: I DON'T REMEMBER IT AS THAT
Joshua: !