From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>

To: barriticus@gmail.com

Joshua: health = 10
money = 1
population = 0

def goblinshot(dmg): # An action whereby a goblin attacks the "player," reducing global health and printing out its new value.
global health
health = health - dmg
print "You're now down to", health,"health!"

def goblinheal(healing): # An action whereby a goblin heals the "player," increasing global health and printing out its new value.
global health
health = health + healing
print "You now have", health,"health! Hooray!"

class Character:

def addPop(self):
global population
population = population + 1

def howMany(self):
global population
if population == 1:
print "'It's just me and you!' he exclaims."
else:
print "'I'm here with", population - 1,"other characters.'"

def regAttack(self):
print "Attack"

def healsYou(self):
print "Heals"

class Goblin(Character):

def __init__(self):
self.hitPoints = 5
self.name = goblinList[0]
print "Someone new shows up!"
print "He says, 'Hi, I'm", self.name,"'"
goblinList[0:1] = []
print goblinList
print "'I have", self.hitPoints,"hit points left!', he says."

def regattack(self):
print "The goblin punches you!"
goblinshot(1)

class GoodGoblin(Goblin):
money = 5

def _init_(self):
self.hitPoints = 3
print "I have",money,"money!"

def healsyou(self):
print "The goblin heals you a little bit!"
goblinheal(1)
def giveMoney(self):
print "The goblin drops a dollar!"
self.money = self.money - 1
print "He now has",
print self.money, "dollars!"
global money
money = money + 1
print "You pick up the dollar!"
print "You now have", money,"dollars!"

class NigerianGoblin(Goblin):

def goChoppa(self):
print "The goblin go choppa your dolla!"
global money
money = money - 1
print "You now have", money,"dollars!"


goblinList = ['Grandmaster Flash', 'Thuggy McPicklephile', 'Bob Deathstrike', 'Loki Lackluster', 'Cyberviking X', 'Chuck D', 'Osama bin Smokin']

Joshua: lolololol
me: holy shit lol
Joshua: there's your nightclub
Joshua: make it better
Joshua: !!!!
Joshua: Thuggy McPicklephile!
me: where'd you find that?
Joshua: old emails - apparently you emailed it to me
Joshua: you should make it a google doc so you won't lose it
me: I'm at Spiderhouse lol
me: I will
Joshua: lol
Joshua: fag
Joshua: lol
Joshua: i'm jealous
me: already downloaded python, etc