Hey, had sporadic internet access but here's the last column for now.
I might write something else for you later in regards to our upcoming
sub-project involving bike-based charities touching on Bushwick if you
might be interested, but I probably won't be back in New York for a
while. Maybe you can get Peter Weismann to do a column, lol.

Anyway, let me know if you'd like me to alter this to take out the
anti-religion stuff or anything, should have better internet access
tomorrow and can make whatever changes.

***

Each and every one of you will be filled with agony upon learning that
I am moving down to Mexico after a quick stint in Texas where I will,
bizarelly enough, be covering a Sarah Palin rally in East Texas like
four fucking days after living in Yankeeland for however many years
I've lived here. She may potentially say some foolish thing. If so, I
will relay this information back to you through some or another
medium, but I'll be ending the column - which is why you are filled
with agony - since I will be living in Mexico for some reason.

Special thanks to that one black guy who always calls me Larry Byrd
when he sees me because I play basketball and so does Larry Bird, the
Yemenis at the bodega who sell $5 packs of cigarettes, most of the
Asian girls, and that's it.

Also, I am sorry for some of the mean things I have said about various
people and objects, or at least I ought to be, and wish to note that
such things were in fact said simply for love of all of you. Does one
not scold most whom one loves most? Probably not. You'd probably be
more likely to scold, like, a child molester than your wife or
whatever. To me, you are all child molesters.

In conclusion, every Catholic is a fool who believes in the Holy
Trinity without knowing that this pernicious doctrine was simply the
one of several equally ungrounded doctrines that happened to have been
ascribed to by Theodosious not long after his elevation to Augustus.
These Catholics vow temporal loyalty to a regime that has been more
firmly than ever shown to be actively engaged in a number of
extraordinary malovent acts, including the aiding and abetting of
child molesters and even putting them in charge of children elsewhere
knowing that such priests are fond of touching them. Meanwhile, you
see all those Pentacostal churches that keep popping up everywhere?
Those are breeding grounds for theocracy and other forms of lunacy,
much of which will someday be directed towards you at the polls. I
know that these people are individually quite kind, but people with
such beliefs have never failed to take the opportunity to seize
control of whatever machinery of the state they can get their hands
on, and our Christians in particular did so immediately after having
formulated their spurious doctrine of the Trinity, in the very same
decree promising that those who fail to believe likewise "will suffer
in the first place the chastisement of the divine condemnation and in
the second the punishment of our authority which in accordance with
the will of Heaven we shall decide to inflict."

At any rate, our Christians have been tamed by the ideals of The
Enlightenment that informed this country's founding, and those ideals
need only be lost - as they are now being lost - in order to unleash
upon a country the inflictions that have been doled out to
non-believers by the Christian ruling class from the religion's
theological consolidation in the 4th century to the point a few
hundred years ago when that theology first began to seem unlikely to a
significant number of people who were clever enough to take power from
them. Between those points reigned genocide and enforced ignorance, or
at least more than usual. If you do not see those ideals on assault
already in such forms as that of Texas giving Thomas Jefferson the
Trotsky treatment and in the rise to prominence of such people as
Palin and her fertile demographic, you are entirely wrong. They will
continue to support the killing of many, many people at a negative
strategic advantage to ourselves and with a huge degree of devestation
inflicted on others, and the Democratic Party is not going to stop
them for you. We have inherited a civilization worth maintaining, and
to the extent that we abandon our responsibilities to do so, we will
have failed a great number of people who have fought for liberty at
great costs to themselves. To justify one's apathy on the grounds that
the system cannot be changed is absolute nonsense and very much
contrary to the demonstration of history.

You should all be very happy to be living in a place of such interest
and cultural divergence, within the effective capital of the world and
among its unparalleled natives, and I hope that your time here is used
valuably and happily. I do sincerely mean that, for what it is worth.
I also considered many of the women here to be very sexually
attractive.



On 6/7/10, Jeremy Sapienza <jeremy@redfit.com> wrote:

http://www.thenation.com/blog/arrested-wikileaks-whistleblower-260000-classified-docs-show-%E2%80%9Calmost-criminal-political-back-de

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Regards,

Barrett Brown
Brooklyn, NY
512-560-2302