Subject: Chat with Mirna Hariz
From: Mirna Hariz <mirnahariz@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: I stole a viagra from my mom's husband out of curiosity and it didn't do shit
Mirna: nothing?
me: I read up on it after taking it, apparently it's only effective for men who can't get it up because it encourages blood flow, etc
me: a 28 male who's perfectly healthy gets no benefit
Mirna: if you were 35 you would
Mirna: according to sex and the city
me: not with my fucking genes
me: you remember my uncle who's "Dying of lung cancer?"
me: and was given two months?
me: that was a year ago
Mirna: um ya
me: went over there last night and he showed me pics of two girls he's fucking and then we smoked a bunch of cigarettes and weed
me: never gonna die
me: and my dad sure as fuck doesn't seem to need viagra either
me: but just to reiterate
me: there has been cancer eating at uncle's lungs for over a year
me: AND HE CAN STILL HAVE LOTS OF SEX
Mirna: hahaha
Mirna: your family is weird
Mirna: you're like wild boars
me: also, one of the girls is my cousin's old church friend
me: that my uncle is now fucking
me: yes, we are like wild boars
Mirna: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywetly9tQ6E
me: I just realized my mom is 58
Mirna: she is a HOT 58
me: I've seen that, you showed me
me: I e-mailed ben, gonna see what he's up to this week
Mirna: k