Catalina: hey! Catalina: you still here? me: nope, in Dallas me: off to Austin tomorrow with Caleb me: later on to Tyler Catalina: when did you leave? me: Friday me: I told you, silly Catalina: you didnt have a ticket me: SILLY LITTLE GHOST GIRL Catalina: and my memory is no good me: LE SPOOKIE PETITE Catalina: which is why this awful job in alzhemers is perfect for me me: you should snag some alz meds Catalina: i think my boss has alzheimers too Catalina: im pretty sure he is developing it anyway Catalina: i should Catalina: how is tx? me: probably caught it from fucking old people Catalina: how is caleb? me: full of attractive people Catalina: gross me: unlike fucking nightmare gene pool city up there Catalina: caleb is full of attractive peopple? me: yes me: yes he is Catalina: good for him i guess me: everyone here is tossing his or her golden locks to and fro in the sunbeams Catalina: i am supposed to go to this party in williamsburg tonight Catalina: i wanted you to come with Catalina: its going to be awful Catalina: lots of people from the columbia masters in writing program Catalina: so can you be here? me: OH HAI CATALINA I WOULD LOVE TO GO YOU LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL, SITTING THERE DRINKING YOUR COFFEE Catalina: around 8? me: lol masters writing program me: faggots Catalina: i know Catalina: thats why i need you to come me: TEACHER HOW DO I WRITE OH DO TELL ME TEACHER DEAR me: fucking faggots me: tell them all that I've got all the writing gigs already and I'll see them next time I eat out in Manhattan Catalina: ha Catalina: well why cant you just catch the next plane out here? Catalina: you could make it Catalina: could be there by 9 or 10? Catalina: ill pick you up from the airport Catalina: in my benzo me: just take my car me: oh shit I just got double-IMed Catalina: no no I couldnt, too many memories in that car Catalina: oh yeah? who? me: my two seconds-in-command me: Project PM me: they want me to make video addressing other participants me: like Chairman Mao Catalina: oh, well ill let you take care of your business Catalina: i have to go anyway Catalina: i am sad you are not here Catalina: when do you return? me: word, I too am sad, will talk to you soon