me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za7jQ1s1BV0&feature=related Selena: is it too early to start drinking beers. me: yes Selena: this coming from a dude who drinks vodka & smokes weed at like 11am me: you need to start smoking weed again me: I don't drink during the day, usually Selena: hahahaha appropriate clip, thanks for sending. Selena: how are you? Selena: when do you leave for texas me: got here yesterday me: sitting in my mom's husband's tacky oil man house right now with central air Selena: nice me: gonna go to Austin on Monday Selena: how's the writing coming along me: pretty good, started a big hipster/native fight right before I left Selena: what, how did you manage that you fucking insurgent me: just a couple of columns about how Bushwick natives are worthless me: got 90 angry comments Selena: bahahahah Selena: you're horrible me: and your buddies at Free Williamsburg got involved Selena: bahahahaha nice me: then I hopped on a plane, as my work here was done me: now my mommy is making me food Selena: you are a man child barrett me: yep Selena: well at least you're aware. me: it takes finesse to be a man-child Selena: not really Selena: i'm a woman-child Selena: it's just an inability to grow up and take responsibility Selena: the sad thing is i'm really maternal towards people so it kind of sucks to not be able to take care of myself me: welcome to 21st century America! Selena: bah Selena: i'm taking slow steps to remedy the situation Selena: like moving and getting an apartment i can afford and maintain is helping Selena: i went on my second business trip ever this past week Selena: bahahahah yr article Selena: bahahahahahha man people be pissed me: I did a follow-up to make fun of the comments, too me: http://bushwickbk.com/2010/06/04/a-response-to-dozens-of-witty-brooklynites/comment-page-1/ Selena: oh i read that too. me: there's this one guy who's all like, "HEY WE BROOKLYNITES ARE THE MOST CLEVER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD" me: then he misspells shit Selena: hahahahahha me: it's seriously the stupidest audience I've ever had and I've written for fucking Texans Selena: hahahaha Selena: well people get mad if you insult them Selena: i mean gee go figure me: yep Selena: hahahaha you just like to insult people for fun me: and for money Selena: well yes. that is always good.