Caleb: Dumb-bitch Florida reporter is co-producing with me today. Caleb: She's insisting we run the latest Natalee Holloway story. me: well, of course me: Oh, god me: I was at Laguardia yesterday me: it was like some cliche sketch by some insufferable anti-media person like me me: fucking shit cable news station was on me: they ran thing on VAN DER SLOOP me: every head looked up me: then they go to oil spill me: every head looked down me: and lady next to me was holding a copy of The Globe Caleb: I'm contributing to that. me: GAIL WYNAND me: as long as you can stock art pieces in the top of your high rise Caleb: How about beer boxes in my garage apartment? Caleb: THAT'S LIKE THE 21ST CENTURY GREAT RECESSION EQUIVALENT!!!! me: dude we should put on a Shakespeare production but in modern times! Caleb: But how would we work around the references to swords? me: WE COULD HAVE GUNS WITH BRAND NAMES LIKE "SWORD" AND A SHOTGUN COULD BE A "LONGSWORD" me: hey me: we need to acquire mushrooms or acid or something in Austin me: or I do me: plus h if necessary me: start getting in touch with whomever can arrange for that me: I need to trip me: I must go on a vision quest Caleb: I wouldn't know where to begin on that front. Caleb: Heroin is a possibility though. me: talk to your drag rat connection about all those things me: I'll ask Kat me: Kathryn me: Kat me: yep yep