An Open Letter to Barrett BrownDear Mr. Brown,
I
have to take offense at your recent editorial for BushwickBK.com
dealing with the status of transplants and their relation to locals,
particularly the ones who find it necessary to vent their anger over
the class of recent arrivals usurping their native 'hoods through the
power of blog. Speaking as part of the transplanted segment myself (4
year Brooklyn resident from OH), and as someone with a Bachelor's
degree in Journalism, I found certain parts of the piece completely
irresponsible and needlessly divisive, not to mention coming from a
point of view of someone that repeatedly revealed himself to be
shamelessly entitled and intolerant of his immediate surroundings.
Even if no Bushwick native were to ever perchance upon this piece
(which judging by the comments you received is definitely not the
case), it would still be setting an unbelievably shitty standard for
even newer arrivals looking for perspective, and makes us other
struggling New York arrivals (most of whom are not the authors of
published works and pieces for publications such as Vanity Fair * )
look, well, kind of bad.
Then again, you have a right to defend the publication you work for
from the scurrilous internet hate that plagues message boards across
the globe. Though it is interesting to me that say, a Californian Asian
girl with a gold pot leaf on her shirt featured in the recent 'Bushwick
Chic' column represents an item of interest for those in "fashion" and
possessing an "interest in aesthetics", while neighborhood kids
sporting "Bye Hater" T-shirts (perhaps shirts that were purchased at a
local business of some sort?) represent some sort of unforgivable form
of degeneracy.
Which brings me to your second last paragraph, which brought to
mind a slightly more toned down version of Michael Richard's onstage
meltdown of a few years back, or maybe just a moderately captivating
street corner rant. Since some internet connections take a while and I
don't want anyone's screen to get frozen clicking around looking for
the link to the original column, allow me to post the offending
paragraph below:
"For some reason, the citys editors, producers, and the like are
disinclined to (hire Bushwick natives), although this will certainly change if
more outlets end up needing people to honk at parked school buses,
throw old televisions out of windows, play shitty Top 40 dance music
from parked cars at 600 decibels, scream at bodega clerks, avoid branch
libraries, give money to Pentecostal preachers, buy t-shirts that say
"Hi Hater" on one side and "Bye Hater" on the other and then wear those
t-shirts in public, await the Jewish Messiah, worship the Christian
Messiah, and play the lottery."
(This
is followed by a jab a Bushwick locals, many of whom are struggling
immigrants, for not being able to provide decent culinary literature.
Classy.)
Uh, Barrett? It kind of seems like you really, really,
hate this place. Why do you live/ write in Bushwick again? Ah, yes- as
you helpfully revealed in your 5/5/10 column for this site, 'A Dead
Gangster and a Crappy** Bakery, you moved here... "for some reason".
I am not saying this material doesn't have a place- maybe on your
personal blog where you moan about bad service you've received at
coffee shops, argue points with other Gen-X bloggers, etc.
("chattering?") - but it doesn't seem like it belongs anywhere near the
(usually) thoughful BushwickBK.
I know a lot of Bushwickians, transplants and natives alike, and
your solipsistic*** rant captures the feelings of exactly none of them.
Perhaps you should stick to your usual lofty targets, such as
creationists and cable TV pundits.
Then again, you did get a lot more comments than usual.
- Brian "Jones" Kraft
Bed-Stuy / Bushwick Resident
*the implications of this particular detail representing such an
unbelievably hilarious degree of pretension I can't even address it
here. I mean, I
can't be expected to hold it together knowing that someone who authors
material for a publication representing the hallmark of Manhattan bourgeois
pretension is whining prissily about internet haters from Bushwick- I'm trying to compose a letter here, after all.
** A 'Crappy Bakery'? Is nothing good enough for this guy? Dear
God, will crappy fucking Bushwick ever gets its act together and just
be good enough for Barrett Brown for five fucking minutes?? Tune in next week. (But probably not.)
*** A point which brings to mind the title of one of your previous
articles concerning "the universe" conspiring to steal your laptop.
Really, Barrett? The entire universe? Not just one guy or something? Or
does the entire universe only gets its shit together to conspire against True / Slant bloggers?