me: yo yo me: I'm going to go to Texas for about a month and a half in about a week BushwickBK.com: hah ok BushwickBK.com: run back to momma n ur trust fund you texaiowasotan wimp me: I can still provide you columns if you'd like during that time, was going to do some profile pieces and interviews as well as other such things that wouldn't require my physical presence, and at any rate my columns almost never depend on me being here anyway since I rarely go outside me: let me know BushwickBK.com: can't handle it in the big city you pigfucker me: NOOOOOO BushwickBK.com: that's fine me: actually, gonna stay with my friend Caleb me: down in Tyler Texas BushwickBK.com: just make them locally relevant and it's fine BushwickBK.com: Tyler! BushwickBK.com: all the best crackpots are in Tyler me: he moved down there to take that producer job at NBC affiliate me: I know, I lived near there once me: I'm going to start on my third book me: and work with him on Project PM in the evenings me: should be more productive than usual BushwickBK.com: and you'll be comig back? me: yeah, by August, gotta be up here for my book launch me: media stuff, etc me: also going hunting with my dad me: and gonna check on that "dying" uncle of mine BushwickBK.com: hah yeah me: who's now seeing an Ethiopian BushwickBK.com: "sup uncle asa, you up'n did yet?" me: he'll never fucking die me: fucking guy makes me look straight edge BushwickBK.com: haha me: I'll be bringing some boar meat back, also me: like a cooler full of it BushwickBK.com: YES me: possibly venison too BushwickBK.com: venison doesn't excite me BushwickBK.com: I had it once; rather have beef me: well, I also prefer boar meat me: at any rate, it will be either all or mostly boar meat BushwickBK.com: never had it, how is it diffrent from pork BushwickBK.com: wilder? me: so let's plan to have a BBQ in your backyard in August BushwickBK.com: you got it me: it's got more protein, tastes far better than most any meat one can get BushwickBK.com: sounds good to me me: this is wild Texas boar, we shoot the younger ones for meat, adolescent boars provide absolute best meat possible me: then I'll post invitations on local vegan sites BushwickBK.com: so that's like veal? liberals should hate it right me: not at all, they hate veal because it's created by isolating baby calves in confined spaces me: these boar run free until such time as my dad and I shoot them through the shoulder and hit vital organs me: they die within two seconds me: liberals should love it