Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Kyle just earned a 200k medal in Bejeweled Blitz for the iPhone/iPod Touch!
Kyle earned this medal with a score of 217,300 and their next medal will be awarded at 225k.

me: he's going places
Caleb: Did you get your laptop back?
Caleb: Listen, I don't care.
Caleb: Where do you get your bit-torrents these days?
Caleb: Jesus, what'm I, talking to myself here?
Caleb: Jesus.
me: sorry
me: first off
me: google mediafire
me: then click "more results"
me: then delete second instance of mediafire
me: replace with what you want
me: better than torrents, usually
me: haven't downloaded torrents in a while
me: got a new computer today
Caleb: Does it have _Star Wars_?
me: I'm in harlem doing coke
me: yes
me: it has pretty much everything
Caleb: I'm in Tyler.
Caleb: Not doing fancy drugs.
me: coke is pretty fancy
Caleb: Fuck you, Harlem nights.