excellent. ill be the girl with the "down with knit caps" sign in the corner

On Thu, May 20, 2010 at 3:10 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

Very well then. I'll be the guy with the hair that doth roam of its own
accord.

On Thu, May 20, 2010 at 3:09 PM, piper weiss <piperweiss@gmail.com> wrote:

oh hells no. let it all hang out. i pro- fucked up messy hair. in part
because i live it.

On Thu, May 20, 2010 at 3:07 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

We sure can. You've got my number in case you need it. I'll be wearing a
knit cap because I haven't had a haircut in months.

On Thu, May 20, 2010 at 3:05 PM, piper weiss <piperweiss@gmail.com>
wrote:

can we say 9?

On Thu, May 20, 2010 at 3:00 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Hey, about what time do you want to meet tonight?

On Thu, May 20, 2010 at 8:56 AM, <piperweiss@gmail.com> wrote:

Suweet. Its off the graham l.

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________________________________
From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 19 May 2010 23:01:13 -0400
To: piper weiss<piperweiss@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: strange coincidence
Nevermind, I looked it up. See you tomorrow night.

On Wed, May 19, 2010 at 10:58 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Sure, what's the Richardson?

On Wed, May 19, 2010 at 9:19 PM, piper weiss <piperweiss@gmail.com>
wrote:

im about as good on the phone as you are with a universal remote.
also
my voice sounds just like james earl jones. i hope that's not
going
to
be a problem. why don't we get a drink tomorrow night at 9 at the
richardson?

On Wed, May 19, 2010 at 8:48 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Richard Cohen is not worth knowing of. He's a longtime
Washington
Post
columnist of the sort who is read by our elders and by
relatively
few
among
our better-informed age group.
I guess I was indeed bragging, but I couldn't let the
opportunity
pass.
Also, I only had actual intercourse with one of the girls, but
fooled
around
with both at the same time on previous evening. It's good that
you're
observant enough to know when a guy is trying to brag while
attempting
to
make it seem as if he is not trying to brag. Or, rather, it's
not
good,
because I pull that shit all the time. Incidentally, later I
will
tell
you
all about the media network/cyber shadow government/distributed
techno
conspiracy that I've been building up for the last couple of
months. I
am
now done bragging for a couple of sentences.
Sure, we can watch TV, although it'd have to be at your place as
we
do
have
a TV here but I don't think it works. My last roommate/old
friend/entertainment lawyer watched a lot of stuff on her
laptop,
and
I
really love that show Kitchen Nightmares. It's basically one of
the
most
entertaining things I've ever seen. On the other hand, if you
want
to
come
by my place, we can drink on the stoop or our awesome roof. My
schedule is
totally free so give me a ring when you want to hang out. In
fact,
give me a
ring as soon as possible so that we may converse on the
telephone
for
a bit
and ask each other what our favorite colors are I can brag that
I
have
four
favorite colors.


On Wed, May 19, 2010 at 7:52 PM, piper weiss
<piperweiss@gmail.com>
wrote:

oh wow. i have a few confesssions:
ive no idea who richard cohen is. do you know mr kotter? he
also
looks
like my dad.
im getting the sense that you were bragging about having sex
with
two
girls in high school.
and i can't say i'm not impressed.
my book has a lot of pictures in it. far more than yours. it's
based
on my blog mymomthestyleicon.com
im a fulltime freelancer until july when i start a new writing
job.
i'm also writing scripts and tv show treatments.
i think we should get a drink as opposed to coffee. i hope you
watch
tv because i know more about that than politics and im easily
shamed.

On Wed, May 19, 2010 at 6:52 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Maybe your dad can give me a good cover blurb for the next
book;
I
seem
to
recall saying something negative about torture in the chapter
on
Richard
Cohen, so can't count on Dershowitz to promote this one. Ask
your
dad if
he
can forge a signature and appear in a publicity shot.
Yeah, fuck talking on OK Cupid. It's too pastel.
I'm in kind of a good mood because the scumbag Christian
principal
of
the
high school that I attended for two years before getting
suspended
twice
and
then nearly expelled and then giving up and moving to Africa
has
found
himself in a scandal today after having expelled a girl who
had
a
sexual
relationship with a teacher and then totally getting called
on
it
by the
press. My own near-expulsion was due to a sex scandal as well
due
to my
having had sexual relations with two girls on a school trip
(they
couldn't
prove it, though, thus only the suspension), so this is
particularly
amusing
to me. Also, the principal is an Episcopal priest who's
divorced
and
married
to some very young woman and who drives a BMW and is at any
rate
one of
those people too cliche to depict in fiction. It's already
made
the
Dallas
Morning News and seems to have gotten some national play.
This
saves me
the
trouble of vandalizing the school, which I always forget to
do
when
I go
back to Dallas for Christmas.
Anyway, I'm staying with some friends off the Morgan stop on
the
L
for a
week and then another friend in Harlem for a week after that
before
moving
into my new apartment back here in Bushwick off that same
stop.
Let
me
know
if you'd like to meet up for coffee or liquor at your
convenience.
In
the
meantime, are you a full-time freelancer? What's your book
on?
On Wed, May 19, 2010 at 3:38 PM, piper weiss
<piperweiss@gmail.com>
wrote:

alan dershowitz blurbed your book. my dad LOOKS like alan
dershowitz.
fucking nuts right?
so this is my email. i like your direct get on and get off
okcupid
approach. and im ok with you not keeping a journal. i mean
really?
the
last time i journaled was for a woman's studies class
freshman
year.
and frankly i did not enjoy it.

Piper

--
Regards,

Barrett Brown
Brooklyn, NY
512-560-2302

--
Piper Weiss
My Mom The Style Icon
www.mymomthestyleicon.com

--
Regards,

Barrett Brown
Brooklyn, NY
512-560-2302

--
Piper Weiss
My Mom The Style Icon
www.mymomthestyleicon.com

--
Regards,

Barrett Brown
Brooklyn, NY
512-560-2302

--
Regards,

Barrett Brown
Brooklyn, NY
512-560-2302

--
Regards,

Barrett Brown
Brooklyn, NY
512-560-2302

--
Piper Weiss
My Mom The Style Icon
www.mymomthestyleicon.com

--
Regards,

Barrett Brown
Brooklyn, NY
512-560-2302

--
Piper Weiss
My Mom The Style Icon
www.mymomthestyleicon.com

--
Regards,

Barrett Brown
Brooklyn, NY
512-560-2302

-- 
Piper Weiss
My Mom The Style Icon
www.mymomthestyleicon.com