im about as good on the phone as you are with a universal remote. also
my voice sounds just like james earl jones. i hope that's not going to
be a problem. why don't we get a drink tomorrow night at 9 at the
richardson?

On Wed, May 19, 2010 at 8:48 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

Richard Cohen is not worth knowing of. He's a longtime Washington Post
columnist of the sort who is read by our elders and by relatively few among
our better-informed age group.
I guess I was indeed bragging, but I couldn't let the opportunity pass.
Also, I only had actual intercourse with one of the girls, but fooled around
with both at the same time on previous evening. It's good that you're
observant enough to know when a guy is trying to brag while attempting to
make it seem as if he is not trying to brag. Or, rather, it's not good,
because I pull that shit all the time. Incidentally, later I will tell you
all about the media network/cyber shadow government/distributed techno
conspiracy that I've been building up for the last couple of months. I am
now done bragging for a couple of sentences.
Sure, we can watch TV, although it'd have to be at your place as we do have
a TV here but I don't think it works. My last roommate/old
friend/entertainment lawyer watched a lot of stuff on her laptop, and I
really love that show Kitchen Nightmares. It's basically one of the most
entertaining things I've ever seen. On the other hand, if you want to come
by my place, we can drink on the stoop or our awesome roof. My schedule is
totally free so give me a ring when you want to hang out. In fact, give me a
ring as soon as possible so that we may converse on the telephone for a bit
and ask each other what our favorite colors are I can brag that I have four
favorite colors.


On Wed, May 19, 2010 at 7:52 PM, piper weiss <piperweiss@gmail.com> wrote:

oh wow. i have a few confesssions:
ive no idea who richard cohen is. do you know mr kotter? he also looks
like my dad.
im getting the sense that you were bragging about having sex with two
girls in high school.
and i can't say i'm not impressed.
my book has a lot of pictures in it. far more than yours. it's based
on my blog mymomthestyleicon.com
im a fulltime freelancer until july when i start a new writing job.
i'm also writing scripts and tv show treatments.
i think we should get a drink as opposed to coffee. i hope you watch
tv because i know more about that than politics and im easily shamed.

On Wed, May 19, 2010 at 6:52 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Maybe your dad can give me a good cover blurb for the next book; I seem
to
recall saying something negative about torture in the chapter on Richard
Cohen, so can't count on Dershowitz to promote this one. Ask your dad if
he
can forge a signature and appear in a publicity shot.
Yeah, fuck talking on OK Cupid. It's too pastel.
I'm in kind of a good mood because the scumbag Christian principal of
the
high school that I attended for two years before getting suspended twice
and
then nearly expelled and then giving up and moving to Africa has found
himself in a scandal today after having expelled a girl who had a sexual
relationship with a teacher and then totally getting called on it by the
press. My own near-expulsion was due to a sex scandal as well due to my
having had sexual relations with two girls on a school trip (they
couldn't
prove it, though, thus only the suspension), so this is particularly
amusing
to me. Also, the principal is an Episcopal priest who's divorced and
married
to some very young woman and who drives a BMW and is at any rate one of
those people too cliche to depict in fiction. It's already made the
Dallas
Morning News and seems to have gotten some national play. This saves me
the
trouble of vandalizing the school, which I always forget to do when I go
back to Dallas for Christmas.
Anyway, I'm staying with some friends off the Morgan stop on the L for a
week and then another friend in Harlem for a week after that before
moving
into my new apartment back here in Bushwick off that same stop. Let me
know
if you'd like to meet up for coffee or liquor at your convenience. In
the
meantime, are you a full-time freelancer? What's your book on?
On Wed, May 19, 2010 at 3:38 PM, piper weiss <piperweiss@gmail.com>
wrote:

alan dershowitz blurbed your book. my dad LOOKS like alan dershowitz.
fucking nuts right?
so this is my email. i like your direct get on and get off okcupid
approach. and im ok with you not keeping a journal. i mean really? the
last time i journaled was for a woman's studies class freshman year.
and frankly i did not enjoy it.

Piper

--
Regards,

Barrett Brown
Brooklyn, NY
512-560-2302

--
Piper Weiss
My Mom The Style Icon
www.mymomthestyleicon.com

--
Regards,

Barrett Brown
Brooklyn, NY
512-560-2302

-- 
Piper Weiss
My Mom The Style Icon
www.mymomthestyleicon.com