Subject: Re: strange coincidence
From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
Date: 5/19/10, 20:48
To: piper weiss <piperweiss@gmail.com>

Richard Cohen is not worth knowing of. He's a longtime Washington Post columnist of the sort who is read by our elders and by relatively few among our better-informed age group.

I guess I was indeed bragging, but I couldn't let the opportunity pass. Also, I only had actual intercourse with one of the girls, but fooled around with both at the same time on previous evening. It's good that you're observant enough to know when a guy is trying to brag while attempting to make it seem as if he is not trying to brag. Or, rather, it's not good, because I pull that shit all the time. Incidentally, later I will tell you all about the media network/cyber shadow government/distributed techno conspiracy that I've been building up for the last couple of months. I am now done bragging for a couple of sentences.

Sure, we can watch TV, although it'd have to be at your place as we do have a TV here but I don't think it works. My last roommate/old friend/entertainment lawyer watched a lot of stuff on her laptop, and I really love that show Kitchen Nightmares. It's basically one of the most entertaining things I've ever seen. On the other hand, if you want to come by my place, we can drink on the stoop or our awesome roof. My schedule is totally free so give me a ring when you want to hang out. In fact, give me a ring as soon as possible so that we may converse on the telephone for a bit and ask each other what our favorite colors are I can brag that I have four favorite colors.



On Wed, May 19, 2010 at 7:52 PM, piper weiss <piperweiss@gmail.com> wrote:
oh wow. i have a few confesssions:
ive no idea who richard cohen is. do you know mr kotter? he also looks
like my dad.
im getting the sense that you were bragging about having sex with two
girls in high school.
and i can't say i'm not impressed.
my book has a lot of pictures in it. far more than yours. it's based
on my blog mymomthestyleicon.com
im a fulltime freelancer until july when i start a new writing job.
i'm also writing scripts and tv show treatments.
i think we should get a drink as opposed to coffee. i hope you watch
tv because i know more about that than politics and im easily shamed.

On Wed, May 19, 2010 at 6:52 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
> Maybe your dad can give me a good cover blurb for the next book; I seem to
> recall saying something negative about torture in the chapter on Richard
> Cohen, so can't count on Dershowitz to promote this one. Ask your dad if he
> can forge a signature and appear in a publicity shot.
> Yeah, fuck talking on OK Cupid. It's too pastel.
> I'm in kind of a good mood because the scumbag Christian principal of the
> high school that I attended for two years before getting suspended twice and
> then nearly expelled and then giving up and moving to Africa has found
> himself in a scandal today after having expelled a girl who had a sexual
> relationship with a teacher and then totally getting called on it by the
> press. My own near-expulsion was due to a sex scandal as well due to my
> having had sexual relations with two girls on a school trip (they couldn't
> prove it, though, thus only the suspension), so this is particularly amusing
> to me. Also, the principal is an Episcopal priest who's divorced and married
> to some very young woman and who drives a BMW and is at any rate one of
> those people too cliche to depict in fiction. It's already made the Dallas
> Morning News and seems to have gotten some national play. This saves me the
> trouble of vandalizing the school, which I always forget to do when I go
> back to Dallas for Christmas.
> Anyway, I'm staying with some friends off the Morgan stop on the L for a
> week and then another friend in Harlem for a week after that before moving
> into my new apartment back here in Bushwick off that same stop. Let me know
> if you'd like to meet up for coffee or liquor at your convenience. In the
> meantime, are you a full-time freelancer? What's your book on?
> On Wed, May 19, 2010 at 3:38 PM, piper weiss <piperweiss@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> alan dershowitz blurbed your book. my dad LOOKS like alan dershowitz.
>> fucking nuts right?
>> so this is my email. i like your direct get on and get off okcupid
>> approach. and im ok with you not keeping a journal. i mean really? the
>> last time i journaled was for a woman's studies class freshman year.
>> and frankly i did not enjoy it.
>>
>> Piper
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> --
> Regards,
>
> Barrett Brown
> Brooklyn, NY
> 512-560-2302
>



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Piper Weiss
My Mom The Style Icon
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Regards,

Barrett Brown
Brooklyn, NY
512-560-2302