Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: thats not what the lyrics i looked up say
me: fuuuuuck
Catalina: i hate Ke%ha
me: yeah, we hate her
me: we should post messages about how much of a loser she is
me: then she'll address us in her songs
Catalina: cool
Catalina: good plan
Catalina: i gotta shower and pack
Catalina: gotta go soon and not ready at all
me: where you going again?
Catalina: SF
Catalina: bitch!
Catalina: you fucked with the wrong bitch!
me: right, how long?
me: !
me: WHEN YOU COMING BACK
Catalina: never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: !!!
Catalina: and by never i mean sunday
me: !!!!
me: I mean
me: !!
Catalina: so my trainer wants me to help him sell
Catalina: i says i dont know bout all that
me: who would you sell to?
me: and is it good?
Catalina: exactly
me: and how much does it go for?
Catalina: well he wanted to come over and let me try it
Catalina: but i was always busy so i told him i woild when i get back
me: oic
me: well, I'll see
me: there are actually a couple of people
Catalina: oh hai berett
me: IT'S BULLSHIT I DIDNA HIT HER OH HAI CATALINA
Catalina: i gotta go shower
me: OKAY HAVE FUN HAI CATALINA
me: YOU THINK OF EVERYTHING
Catalina: ill be back
Catalina: do i need to take my laptop?
Catalina: probably not
me: why not?
me: you should try brainstorming article ideas
me: think outside the bo
me: we can make money
Catalina: mmmhhh
me: actually, that makes more sense than trying to sell H to non-existent H users
Catalina: maybe
Catalina: ok gotta go get naked
Catalina: and lather soap all; over my body
me: OH YOU SO BEAUTIFUL I AM SO GLAD YOU NOT CHEATING ON ME WITH MARK
Catalina: i look so good in red
Catalina: and my mother has the cancer
Catalina: and I somehow caught the fat