Catalina: thats not what the lyrics i looked up say me: fuuuuuck Catalina: i hate Ke%ha me: yeah, we hate her me: we should post messages about how much of a loser she is me: then she'll address us in her songs Catalina: cool Catalina: good plan Catalina: i gotta shower and pack Catalina: gotta go soon and not ready at all me: where you going again? Catalina: SF Catalina: bitch! Catalina: you fucked with the wrong bitch! me: right, how long? me: ! me: WHEN YOU COMING BACK Catalina: never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me: !!! Catalina: and by never i mean sunday me: !!!! me: I mean me: !! Catalina: so my trainer wants me to help him sell Catalina: i says i dont know bout all that me: who would you sell to? me: and is it good? Catalina: exactly me: and how much does it go for? Catalina: well he wanted to come over and let me try it Catalina: but i was always busy so i told him i woild when i get back me: oic me: well, I'll see me: there are actually a couple of people Catalina: oh hai berett me: IT'S BULLSHIT I DIDNA HIT HER OH HAI CATALINA Catalina: i gotta go shower me: OKAY HAVE FUN HAI CATALINA me: YOU THINK OF EVERYTHING Catalina: ill be back Catalina: do i need to take my laptop? Catalina: probably not me: why not? me: you should try brainstorming article ideas me: think outside the bo me: we can make money Catalina: mmmhhh me: actually, that makes more sense than trying to sell H to non-existent H users Catalina: maybe Catalina: ok gotta go get naked Catalina: and lather soap all; over my body me: OH YOU SO BEAUTIFUL I AM SO GLAD YOU NOT CHEATING ON ME WITH MARK Catalina: i look so good in red Catalina: and my mother has the cancer Catalina: and I somehow caught the fat