| Subject: Chat with BushwickBK.com |
| From: "BushwickBK.com" <jeremy.sapienza@gmail.com> |
7:31 PM me: column's coming soon
7:32 PM BushwickBK.com: ok
what a fucking day, I;m so behind on everything
if I get up at 830, I;m a powerhouse
10, day is fucked
7:33 PM me: I had a good two or two
got another piece greenlit by New York Press
got a couple good new recruits
Clegg is rolling out probably the most ambitious civil liberties program in memory
7:34 PM and I already know you're cynical about the possibility of those being implemented so shut the fuck up
oh, also
BushwickBK.com: haha
7:35 PM me: my high school principal is getting lots of bad press
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/stories/051910dnmetteachersuit.3b1399a.html
BushwickBK.com: no that's one of his big things, I thinkm he'll do as well as he can on it
hah
me: good, otherwise I was gonna write my next column about what a goddamn naysayer you are
7:36 PM BushwickBK.com: also he doesn't seem to be as big a punk as bama
Obama
7:37 PM me: well, no shit
also
he's an atheist
7:38 PM and admits it
BushwickBK.com: oh excellent
wait, will Her Majesty allow him to govern, then?
7:40 PM me: good question
also, did you see he wants to make House of Lords elected?
BushwickBK.com: nope
baby steps, cleggy
me: just blow that shit up, yo
7:41 PM BushwickBK.com: haha
me: actually, got nothing against them in particular
BushwickBK.com: bombs don;t care about breeding
yeah me neither
7:42 PM I'm sure the commons is full of braindead cockneys and grown-up soccer hooligans what managed not to get stampeded
8:06 PM BushwickBK.com: http://www.chris-floyd.com/articles/1-latest-news/1970-creeping-terror-the-new-american-way-of-war-.html
he reminds me of you
8:24 PM me: okay, his punctuation sucks two sentences in
along with style
8:25 PM BushwickBK.com: he's great
witheringly sardonic
and Right, of course
8:34 PM BushwickBK.com: how you doin there
8:36 PM me: coming soon, had to take a phone call from our main lawyer fellow/Africa Development Project leader
give me another 30
8:37 PM BushwickBK.com: I'll try, I have ot go out aroudn then, but I'll be doing a few things for a bit
8:38 PM me: well, you want to just wait and put it up when you come back?
as my word means nothing
it could be an hour
BushwickBK.com: maybe, I'll see
if you get it in before I go, cool
me: I'm incapable of sitting down and doing something all the way through, my mind doth wander of its own regard, forsooth
8:39 PM own accord, I mean
I mean, pwn accord
BushwickBK.com: hah
shut up and write
8:40 PM me: STOP CENSORING ME
8:55 PM BushwickBK.com: oye mira gringuito I hab to go
how mosh longer
me: manana
just kidding
twenty minutes
8:56 PM it all depends on the ownership of the means of production and the degree of exploitation within the capitalist/labor schematic
and I don't seem to be getting any less stoned
so, 30 minutes
call off your Pinkertons, Henry Clay Frick
8:57 PM BushwickBK.com: don't make me go all haymarket on your ass
I'll send you right back to Westphalia
8:59 PM ok I'm out Fritz
check you later
9:00 PM me: the name's Berkman
my girlfriend's Emma Goldman
9:01 PM she be UUUUUUGLY
BushwickBK.com: don;t lie, you wouldn't be romantically involved with a Jewess
ok nwo I'm really out, bi
me: I date Jewesses all the time
9:02 PM actually, will tell you about it later, but I've hooked two more Jewesses who both work in the media (SHOCK!), one writes for The New Republic now
got dates lined up, could be useful to the project
by which I mean my penis
9:03 PM FAG
okay, gonna write now
I mean, write something I can print without discrediting myself