Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: yo
me: yo yo
Catalina: where have you been dearest?
me: spent most of my time in this living room
me: but have ventured out a bit
Catalina: scary
Catalina: i had stuff to ask you but after vodka and ambien i get forgetful
me: me too! we should get married
Catalina: ok
Catalina: but im in bed right now
Catalina: unless yoiu can get here with a person allowed to marry us i dont think it will happen tonight
me: I don't trust priests
me: and you're catholic
Catalina: no i meant like the government person
Catalina: im not getting married through the church!
Catalina: you crazy??!!
Catalina: i was not disgusted byt your article
Catalina: i was jealous
Catalina: not about the sex part
Catalina: but i sat on your couch and you showed me the dwarf game
Catalina: i thought i was special
Catalina: oh and also why is my celibacy misguided
Catalina: i think its guided just right
me: nothing is guided jut right
Catalina: im going to have to go shopping this weekend
Catalina: i need a new trench coat
me: for chastity belts?
me: ah-o
Catalina: new cydwoqs
Catalina: and new tights
Catalina: dont want to look like a homeless in SF
Catalina: yes a chastity belt would be good
Catalina: so greg doesnt get any ideas
me: when you going to SF?
Catalina: wed
Catalina: i wish my boots could be fixed
Catalina: dont have $500 tp spend on new ones
me: THEY CAN
Catalina: how?
me: I get my boots fixed all the time
me: take them to an Italian
Catalina: big strips of leather are missing from my boots!
me: there's one on Broadway in my old hood, for instance
me: LUCKILY WE LIVE IN A PORT CITY WITH ACCESS TO LEATHER
Catalina: not the same kind
me: oh
me: oh
me: oh
Catalina: not my beatiful vintage vegetable dyed leather
Catalina: i should wrap them up in bandages
Catalina: and wear them anyway
me: do it
me: ALL OF THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT FOR EUROPA
me: ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE
me: USE THEM TOGETHER
me: USE THEM IN PEACE
Catalina: im so confused
Catalina: it doesnt even matter
Catalina: im gonna have to go down to the store
me: you are right to be confused
Catalina: 'maybe ill take my boots and ask if anything can be done
Catalina: i like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49esza4eiK4
Catalina: and they have collaborated with Uffie
Catalina: bye