Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

9:23 AM me: HOW IS YOUR CIV GOING?!?!?
 Joshua: it was going well
 me: still ahead in tech?
9:24 AM anyone try to invade?
 Joshua: india was destroyed - i took one of the cities and then some fuck took it from me
  currently 2 cultures are "at war" with me - although peace will be reached soon
9:25 AM still 200 or so points ahead in tech/culture
  and still selling off crappy tech stuff to stupid nations for loads of gold
  my treasuries are always 2000+
 me: lol
 Joshua: bling bling
9:26 AM constantly churning out great works of art
9:27 AM i think i'm researching physics or something now
  i got the scientific method

9 minutes
9:36 AM Joshua: i command you to listen to wu tang
  right now!!!

7 minutes
9:44 AM me: okay lol