| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
10:53 AM me: "John Penley We need to get tough on those Terrorists who just unleashed a massive attack on America. Yes my friends, Homeland Security needs to get a plane ready to take all the BP executives, government oil regulators and politicians who took money from BP to Gitmo because they just committed a terrorist attack in the heartland on a massive scale. Lock em up now before they do more damage !"
10:55 AM Caleb: You need to cut all ties with this cat.
me: don't really have any ties
10:56 AM check out this e-mail I'm forwarding you from American Spectator
10:58 AM Caleb: You call being tagged along with a bunch of other people on someone's esoteric black and white Facebook photos not having close and intimate ties?
You're practically gay-married.
11:07 AM me: you're right
also
http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/World/Story/STIStory_525194.html
11:11 AM Caleb: I like to imagine that the Russians do a lot smirking when they talk.
me: the women do
they mock you like Ayn Rand heroines
11:12 AM SUCH A BRAVE AMERICAN BOY
Caleb: "'According to the latest information, the pirates who seized the 'Moscow University' oil tanker failed to reach the shore. Evidently, they have all died,' the [smirking] source was quoted as saying
11:13 AM "the Russian navy put the pirates in a boat some 300 nautical miles (556 kilometres) offshore, [smirking and] removing all weaponry and navigational equipment from the vessel.
11:14 AM me: They should start letting you fact check all their articles
11:15 AM Caleb: So a special item we're working on today is Obama's latest iPod "gaffe."
11:16 AM Over the weekend, you may have heard, he delievered a commencement speech wherein he said something along the lines of "These crazy kids today, with their iPads and iPods and Pokemons!"
11:17 AM But just last summer, he was -- on record -- talking about how he has Michael Jackson songs on his very own iPod!!!1!!11!
11:18 AM So that's what we're turning out today.
That's what's on our menu today.
11:19 AM Hey, it's Tuesday, and here's what's cookin' in our news kitchen today!
11:26 AM me: holy shit, you think he'll resign?
11:28 AM Caleb: As facist-socialist dictator of the racist-communist-abortionist world?
I hope so!
me: not me, I love those things
Caleb: Media elitist.
11:29 AM Go back to your ivory tower.
me: holy hit
!!1
http://www.eschatonblog.com/2010/05/uh-washington-post.html
Caleb: What am I missing?
Caleb: Oh yeah.
Caleb: I guess.
Caleb: Dumb-bitch reporter is watching a MadTV sketch right now.
Caleb: And laughing.
me: lol
me: look at this chick
me: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703880304575236502953055276.html
Caleb: I've seen her.
Caleb: She's pretty hot.
Caleb: As far as the girls I normally see go.