Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

9:51 PM Caleb: I'm listening to a song on Seattle's hipster internet radio station wherein the singer is cooing over subdued guitar strummings and atmospheric keyboards, "Gossamer hair, gossamer hair, gossamer hair."
9:53 PM me: lol why
9:54 PM Caleb: I want to learn more about the kind of men Mirna dates.
9:55 PM me: now you know lol
  ask me again about that, I'll tell you some funny stories about this dumbass she's been seeing
10:01 PM Caleb: Boy, I bet he's a real doozey.