me: my nutty dad just bought a fucking Blackwater limited edition automatic pistol me: for no good reason Selena: your dad is from texas Selena: also. i went home. my stomach started hurting terribly me: yes, he is very much from Texas me: http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=164798850 me: fucking Blackwater mercenary pistol me: fully automatic for some reason Selena: that looks uh...fun? me: they can't sell them anymore due to the owner's gun running charges and whatnot me: well, as long as I have to shoot things, which I do whenever I go home me: at least this has historical interest Selena: well it will make for a great publicity photo me: yeah, great way to lose half my audience Selena: i was being sarcastic? me: me too! Let's meet some time and get a coffee! Selena: well let's get dinner tmw? Selena: after work, we can go see this place me: sure Selena: OK!