Selena: hahaha your friend said i'm not bushwick enough. hahahaha Selena: anyway i'm going to look at an apt tonight, want to come w/ me: where abouts? Selena: ten eyck & union me: lol sure Selena: christ freewilliamsburg picked up a thing about me Selena: on the web Selena: seriously? Selena: this is dumb me: link Selena: i don't even want to get into it Selena: THEY CLOUDWORDED MY FUCKING LIVEJOURNAL Selena: hahahahaha me: I'm sitting out back in the sun smoking a joint with this cuban guy and listening to rap me: shirtless like an illiterate hick me: this is some good ol' Texas weather Selena: hahahahahahaha me: this Cuban says my dad will get rich again in two years based on what Santeria tells him Selena: HAHAHAHAHAH do you believe that? me: I write for both major skeptical magazines and am the spokesman for an atheist political action committee me: so yes, because I'm on vacation today Selena: vacations are nice. me: I'm the only one of kids that still talks to him so I'd be inheriting any hypothetical wealth me: then I'd move to the sunny third world and never do anything again Selena: i can see you doing that with aplomb me: aplomb is very important Selena: well i was going to say "casual aplomb"