Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: hey
me: yo yo
Catalina: what are you up to?
me: writing revolutionary propaganda
Catalina: ok
Catalina: im fed up with having to work
me: lol I can't relate
me: right now
Catalina: i know
me: I'm sitting in sunny backyard
me: smoking a joint with the cuban
Catalina: i need to marry some rich guy
me: listening to Tupac
me: lololololl
me: yeah you should
me: that's what my mom does
Catalina: how does she find them?
me: my dad sold her a house
me: not sure about this other guy
me: after picking the right clothes for about an hour
Catalina: who picked the right clothes for about an hour?
Catalina: you?
Catalina: what are you talking about
Catalina: i am so confused
Catalina: i cannot get myself to do any work or call any olds
me: UFFIE
me: UFFIE PICKED THE RIGHT CLOTHES FOR ABOUT AN HOUR
Catalina: thats just ridiculous
Catalina: she looks good in anything
Catalina: once again i am not speaking to carl
Catalina: its been tough but i just gotta get through it
Catalina: kinda like you got clean
Catalina: thats what im trying to do
Catalina: i keep myself really busy
Catalina: yesterday after work i ran ,had dinner with larry, met up with the work girls for happy hour, then met up with a friend i hadnt seen in a long time
Catalina: today after work i will hang out with nonso because its his birthday
Catalina: i gotta figure out how ill keep busy tomorrow. Sunday I already have brunch plans.
Catalina: bruch!
Catalina: with uffie!!!
Catalina: i wish
Catalina: oh im having brunch with Allen
Catalina: i dont know if you know him
Catalina: he is a friend of Robs
Catalina: pay attention to me instead of doing your work
Catalina: im bored out of my mind and could easily relapse
me: wasn't working, getting free spanish lesson
me: I'm a lot better than I remembered
me: anywho, hold on, I shall read your various things
me: Allen's not the gay-acting one you guys always talk about, is he?
Catalina: they are insignificant
Catalina: dont worry about reading
Catalina: yes
Catalina: he is
Catalina: he says hes not gay but he so is
me: that would explain the brunch
Catalina: yes
Catalina: i am going to get drunk and pretend he is uffie
me: lol that's a good idea
Catalina: im going to watch that MIA video
Catalina: whats the name?
me: which one?
me: oh
me: either ready to uff
Catalina: the one you told me to watch silly
me: or
me: oh shit
me: sorry, I'm stoned
me: called Born Free
Catalina: k
me: look up "worldtown" on Youtbue
me: to get right one
me: THAT IS HER OFFICIAL YOUTUBE ACCOUNT
me: according to this Cuban, Santeria says my dad will get rich in two years
Catalina: i thought he was rich
Catalina: i just watched a lady gaga video
Catalina: wanted to see what all the hypes about
me: telephone
me: ?
Catalina: yes
Catalina: telephone
me: no, he used to be rich
Catalina: howd he lose his moneys?
Catalina: you told me but i forgot
Catalina: too many expensive trips and safaris?
me: also indicted by feds
me: costly legal defense
Catalina: oh