Subject: Chat with BushwickBK.com
From: "BushwickBK.com" <jeremy.sapienza@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: lol
me: my dad
me: just called me up
BushwickBK.com: oh yeah?
me: Blackwater was putting out some limited edition pistol but then stopped for some reason probably having to do with some lawsuit
me: he just got one
me: some fully automatic fucking Blackwater pistol
BushwickBK.com: haha
me: fucking classic
BushwickBK.com: in other news
BushwickBK.com: don't take this the wrong way but
BushwickBK.com: I think this chick you're dating
BushwickBK.com: is a bit of an absolute fucking psycho
me: crazy?
me: NO WAY
BushwickBK.com: check it out
BushwickBK.com: http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/2010/05/williamsburg_fr.html
me: A 34-year-old-woman?
me: ah, she said she was having some sort of trouble, lemme see
me: oic lol
me: though it was about something else
me: she's got some other crazy female who was trying to out her since she writes sex blog under pen name
me: OH GOD THERE'S DOZENS OF COMMENTS
BushwickBK.com: nah just a few
me: oh
BushwickBK.com: all I said was I thought she live din Bsuhwick, so once she is here I'd be interested in a column, maybe
me: she's actually looking at a place over here off Morgan stop
BushwickBK.com: until then she could do reviews, and no, Rye, in the nutsack of deadcenter Williamsburg, it not Bushwick
me: tonight
me: I'll explain to her
BushwickBK.com: I got no response, thought nothing of it
BushwickBK.com: and then this pops up on my alerts
me: seriously, she's a pretty good writer
BushwickBK.com: I said nothing at all like she's not bushwick enough
me: that's girls and twitter for you
BushwickBK.com: I said I don't want a review of a restaurant that is not in our coverage area
BushwickBK.com: link me to her livejournal, I wanna see exactly what it says
me: very well, I'll tell her your down for stuff in Bushwick
BushwickBK.com: also, livejournal, what fucking year is this
me: I don't know her livejournal
me: wait
me: Google Cruising With Awesome SLut
me: that's her blog
me: only thing I know about
BushwickBK.com: ok
BushwickBK.com: anyway whatever man I don't need crazy bitches in my life
me: sure you do
BushwickBK.com: no way
me: HOW ELSE WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH THEIR VAGINAS
BushwickBK.com: precisely
me: hmmm
me: meanwhile
me: somebody's gonna be settin' up a gov't with Lib Dems, yo
me: lookin like
BushwickBK.com: o srsly?
BushwickBK.com: wyld
me: wel
me: maybe
me: you should come by a drink a beer in this awesome backyard sometime soon, yo
me: we'll brainstorm
BushwickBK.com: where are you exactly?
me: like 45 knickerbocker
me: right next to flushing
BushwickBK.com: ah
me: block away