me: okay, finished revision and sent it to him, should address those changes Selena: hahaha OK thanks. me: meanwhile, I'm drinking vodka at my buddy's house here Selena: sorry if i sounded cunty Selena: i just got home, haven't slept for two days, my cats suck, they threw up on my bed Selena: i want to kill them me: let me know if you want to come hang out me: ah, guess not Selena: i just cracked open a bottle of wine Selena: i hate life Selena: i hate my cats me: I see Selena: not sleeping for two days thanks to insomnia = FUCK YOU LIFE Selena: and i went to a job interview this afternoon me: that'll do it Selena: yeah i dont know how i haven't lost it yet Selena: how are you? me: pretty good, actually Selena: well iam gld to hear that! me: finally got ahead in my work Selena: great, where are you going to be published? me: same old places, just hadn't been feeling up to serious work for a few weeks Selena: well you were in the process of moving, no? me: also resumed my old column for BushwickBK Selena: oh excellent! Selena: does that pay? me: yeah, but that was only part of it, just didn't feel well, ups and downs of hard drug recovery, feeling nice and healthy and wholesome now me: they do Selena: we should dine and review me: and in fact Selena: oh i'm so glad to hear you're feeling on the mend :) me: right, I mentioned that, he wants a bunch of articles me: his writers suck Selena: well Selena: maybe i should submit something me: yeah, you saw me at my worst, I'm a lot more exuberant usually me: you should, I'll put you in touch with the edtiro Selena: wow OK Selena: maybe send out an email and cc me? Selena: i'm glad to hear you're getting better me: we can also team up to do restaurant reviews and thereby essentially eat at nice places for free Selena: i've been feeling terrible so i hide Selena: YESSSSS NICE "FREE" MEALS = HIGH LIFE me: I understand, had to do the same thing for a little while Selena: i think i've been drinking too much alone at home Selena: trying to curb that Selena: today is a different story though me: right, you've got cat problems Selena: hahaha PUKE ON MY BED Selena: SERIOUSLY Selena: SO MAD me: it's a tough world Selena: don't you mock me BB me: !!!!! Selena: just sayin' me: here's my latest column to give you a sense of what he likes, will send him e-mail and CC you in a bit Selena: OK! great thank you Selena: i'll probably write him tmw. i can't even think right now Selena: operating on FUMES me: http://bushwickbk.com/2010/05/05/a-dead-gangster-and-a-crappy-bakery/ me: also, keep in mind me: I've never had such a tough, asshole-laden, stalker-ish audience as exists at BushwickBK Selena: hahahah oh god Selena: well i got my first taste me: can't remember if I told you about the douchebag who tried to out me as a junkie in the comments Selena: i had ONE comment on my NYP article me: but that's where it happened Selena: it was a former friend. me: right, that bitch? Selena: yep me: the older one? Selena: HAHAHAHA Selena: yes Selena: she lied about her age Selena: tat's the best part i kind of want to reply that Selena: like "you're 38, why did you say you were in the 25-35 range, you hag" me: oh, actually me: for some reason I have nice comments on my column this time Selena: oh that's good Selena: i will read it in depth tmw Selena: and leave nice comments Selena: i love the F"UCK ROCIO'S" me: place fucking sucks me: and I'm really not picky me: I dislike literally two restaurants in the whole fucking planet me: including my excursions to Africa and Mexico Selena: hahaha which two Selena: wow Selena: WOW me: This fucking Mexican place in Austin called El Patio, of all fucking things me: and this fucking bakery me: and, to a lesser extent Selena: that'simpressive Selena: to be one of the most hated of a well traveled person such as yourself me: every place in Dar es Salaam that offers hamburgers with fried eggs on top and whatever the fuck Selena: oh i've heard of that Selena: some places do that here me: yeah, not shocking Selena: what bio did you go w/ for our article Selena: i could give two shits but i wanted it to say "IMOGENE LEE" to see if that cunt nicky would write more comments Selena: and since i was outed on my regular messageboard Selena: i want to just be like YEAH THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS # 2 me: one sec Selena: (w/o having to say so) me: The Anonymous Rape Couple has since met up again and is scheduled to have an entirely consensual dinner at some point in the near future. Selena: ohhhh yeah i wanted my fake name in that. Selena: i WANT IT public me: fuck, I'll use my real name if you do Selena: NO me: I'm tired of kowtowing to my whiny fucking liberal audience me: just today Selena: well i want to read your revisions me: ah, yes, will forward that you now, one sec Selena: oh yes i like this much better Selena: HAHAHA THE FINAL LINE IS AWESOME Selena: i love it me: oh thankie Selena: that shit is snide and hot Selena: and also probably offensive Selena: but FUNNY AS FUCK me: it's a balancing act Selena: were my revisions OK Selena: just sent a new set me: one sec, lemme see Selena: i really didn't add much bc i was uh "dry" Selena: in the writing me: that's fine and necessary, as I have a tendency to spend a lot of space with digressions and jokes and somebody needs to set up the scene better me: I can't help myself Selena: i know you do me: "condom-clad cock" me: I enjoy alliteration Selena: as do i. obviously me: also like "pseudo-helplessly" Selena: well i was faking being helpless Selena: though probably i was since i was drunk me: I was also drunk me: and do not exercise during winter me: so, no, you weren't really helpless Selena: oh yes no basketball me: but that will change Selena: i used to be great at wrestling Selena: and grappling me: played b-ball today, yesterday, working out with my friends here me: and eating actual food Selena: lovely, i'm happy to hear that me: thanks, you're sweet Selena: well i would never undermine yr self improvement