me: the Cuban guy I hang out with in the backyard just gave me an oxycontin, which he sells me: so that's going to be a problem, lol Catalina: yes but good for me Catalina: just save it for me Catalina: i give you pills me: I mean, I took it me: as soon as I figured out what it was me: but I can get you some Catalina: damn you barrett clown! me: LOL DON'T CALL ME THAT me: also me: http://i.imgur.com/5QNrV.png Catalina: i know its extremely offensive and clever Catalina: the person that came up with that must truly be a genius me: you should watch the new MIA video me: it's awesome Catalina: ok Catalina: i heard about it Catalina: i will me: it's about redheads and why they must all be murdered me: because they are parasites on society me: due to their addictive tendencies me: or rather it's about something else Catalina: but i have so much work to do since i didnt come in monday. didnt do anything yesterday and went home early, and today i just got in and am working out at 2:30 Catalina: how i am not fired is a mystery me: speaking of which me: Caleb got promoted me: now writing and voicing his own segments on occasion me: and I received this in my e-mail box this morning me: re: psi phenomena:
Should this interest you....
An aspect of the "mind" does transcend space and time, and researchers at Princeton University have verified that fact, based on material submitted to them.
I'll provide exact details, but a 'phone conversation is suggested first....
Todd Laurence 646-330-7282 Catalina: what? me: that's an e-mail I got Catalina: sounds like bullshit me: nah me: in Tokyo me: they've been doing similar stuff Catalina: what the fuck is the mind anyway Catalina: how are they defining it? me: I don't know, I'll have to find out me: this fellow seems to be somewhat accomplished in the field, though, like a legitimate academic based on what I've googled of him me: or at least not crazy Catalina: well his field sounds like bullshit to me Catalina: i mean im sure its not to him me: your mom Catalina: but it sounds flaky me: certainly Catalina: yes my mom me: but so does string theory Catalina: reminds me i have to get her something me: oh shit me: what day is mother's day? Catalina: sunday Catalina: and gotta get brenda something too me: please remind me again later this week just in case Catalina: ok Catalina: what are you getting your mother? Catalina: oxycontin? Catalina: if i had kids thats what id want me: me too me: nah, just gonna send her a cute card me: I basically did the ultimate christmas gift Catalina: you visited her? me: writing an ultra-sweet acknowledgement to her for my upcoming book me: I just put up an article entitled Christianity is Gay Catalina: it is Catalina: shit. just payed my phone bill Catalina: $242 Catalina: oh i see Catalina: i called austria without a calling card Catalina: im so stupid sometimes Catalina: caleb didnt tell me about his promotion Catalina: guess he doesnt want his wifey hitting him up for money Catalina: yesterday my roommate was really telling me all about the espn scandal Catalina: but i had taken an ambien Catalina: so i fell asleep on her Catalina: not ON her Catalina: while she was talking me: yes, I understood Catalina: so i cant remember what she was telling me Catalina: and i dont really want her to talk to me about it me: that also happens to me when my dad tries to tell me about why the Feds indicted him back in the day and I zone out without any drugs being involved at all just because I find his voice hypnotic Catalina: i dont want the possibility of being involved in this ion any way Catalina: oh, thats kinda cool Catalina: may i have his number Catalina: ill call him when i cant sleep and dont have ambien Catalina: apparently carl is cutting me off me: you don't want to talk to him, his Texan-ness would blow up your brain me: he's a fucking insane great white hunter and all-around criminal Catalina: sounds lovely me: thinking of having a bbq on Saturday Catalina: cool Catalina: you should