Caleb: I forgot to mention that everyone I work with goes to church. Caleb: And at least 4 of 'em are Catholics. me: lol me: there's this cuban guy Caleb: My totally hot Midwestern weekend anchor actually ducked out on Saturday for a few hours to go to Mass. me: who lives under Josh and John me: I've been smoking weed and listening to rap music in the backyard with him me: he just gave me an oxycodone accidentally me: was just showing me his friend's selling stash, I thought he was giving me one so I swallowed it me: free oxycodone Caleb: Tight! Caleb: WAIT! Caleb: HOLD THE PHONE! Caleb: I thought you kicked, bro! Caleb: Or, pardon me. Caleb: I thought you kicked, bro? me: I did me: just took one oxy me: little treat me: also, you need to be reading reddit Caleb: I've tried. Caleb: But it's awfully cluttered with nonsense. Caleb: Send me some skag-ag-ag-ag-ag. me: I can send you oxycontins me: probably shouldn't handle skag Caleb: HILLBILLY HEROIN!!! me: !!!!! Caleb: You've entered text me: you should do a segment for your station on whether or not your child is doing oxycontin Caleb: Text you haven't sent Caleb: IS EVERYTHING OKAY!?! me: sorry, was chatting with someone me: CHAT me: :_) me: :-) Caleb: Emotican fail!! me: LOL Caleb: Epic emotican fail! me: EPIC LULZ me: EPIC WIN me: EPIC FAIL me: X FAIL! Caleb: I'm an aggie who works at a Tyler news station! Caleb: EPIC EPIC FAIL EPIC! Caleb: Delightful. Caleb: Send me those drugs, btw. me: k here they come lol zoom zoom screech knock knock hello sir I'm the delivery man sign please landshark me: faggot Caleb: Boy, talk about expedited! Caleb: Boy, talk about service with a smile! Caleb: Boy, talk about something. Caleb: Boy. me: Boy! Caleb: That's what we call our negro-blacks down here in the South. Caleb: That's how we informally address them. me: I see Caleb: My weekend show director is a negro-black. Caleb: I take out all of my post-Melvin stress disorders on him. Caleb: I say to him, I say, "Hey, D! Why didn't you take that fuckin' box? Boy!" Caleb: Then I lynch him. Caleb: I'm just playin'. Caleb: Living in Brooklyn did absolutely nothing to prepare me for dealing with Southern blacks again. me: I would imagine not me: you're not supposed to say "nigger" down there me: whereas here it's an adverb Caleb: And an adjective and a verb and a noun and even a pronoun...!