Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: I forgot to mention that everyone I work with goes to church.
Caleb: And at least 4 of 'em are Catholics.
me: lol
me: there's this cuban guy
Caleb: My totally hot Midwestern weekend anchor actually ducked out on Saturday for a few hours to go to Mass.
me: who lives under Josh and John
me: I've been smoking weed and listening to rap music in the backyard with him
me: he just gave me an oxycodone accidentally
me: was just showing me his friend's selling stash, I thought he was giving me one so I swallowed it
me: free oxycodone
Caleb: Tight!
Caleb: WAIT!
Caleb: HOLD THE PHONE!
Caleb: I thought you kicked, bro!
Caleb: Or, pardon me.
Caleb: I thought you kicked, bro?
me: I did
me: just took one oxy
me: little treat
me: also, you need to be reading reddit
Caleb: I've tried.
Caleb: But it's awfully cluttered with nonsense.
Caleb: Send me some skag-ag-ag-ag-ag.
me: I can send you oxycontins
me: probably shouldn't handle skag
Caleb: HILLBILLY HEROIN!!!
me: !!!!!
Caleb: You've entered text
me: you should do a segment for your station on whether or not your child is doing oxycontin
Caleb: Text you haven't sent
Caleb: IS EVERYTHING OKAY!?!
me: sorry, was chatting with someone
me: CHAT
me: :_)
me: :-)
Caleb: Emotican fail!!
me: LOL
Caleb: Epic emotican fail!
me: EPIC LULZ
me: EPIC WIN
me: EPIC FAIL
me: X FAIL!
Caleb: I'm an aggie who works at a Tyler news station!
Caleb: EPIC EPIC FAIL EPIC!
Caleb: Delightful.
Caleb: Send me those drugs, btw.
me: k here they come lol zoom zoom screech knock knock hello sir I'm the delivery man sign please landshark
me: faggot
Caleb: Boy, talk about expedited!
Caleb: Boy, talk about service with a smile!
Caleb: Boy, talk about something.
Caleb: Boy.
me: Boy!
Caleb: That's what we call our negro-blacks down here in the South.
Caleb: That's how we informally address them.
me: I see
Caleb: My weekend show director is a negro-black.
Caleb: I take out all of my post-Melvin stress disorders on him.
Caleb: I say to him, I say, "Hey, D! Why didn't you take that fuckin' box? Boy!"
Caleb: Then I lynch him.
Caleb: I'm just playin'.
Caleb: Living in Brooklyn did absolutely nothing to prepare me for dealing with Southern blacks again.
me: I would imagine not
me: you're not supposed to say "nigger" down there
me: whereas here it's an adverb
Caleb: And an adjective and a verb and a noun and even a pronoun...!