| Subject: Chat with BushwickBK.com |
| From: "BushwickBK.com" <jeremy.sapienza@gmail.com> |
3:58 PM me: okay, I'm living in Bushwick again
BushwickBK.com: HAHAHA
me: will do that mean bakery review I mentioned to you today (Barrett time/next week) and will provide you with further pieces on bushwick proper after that
3:59 PM couldn't leave the glitz
BushwickBK.com: wait wait
me: which part?
BushwickBK.com: look, just start up your colum again and mention the bakery shithole in it
me: okay
BushwickBK.com: where are you now
4:00 PM me: next two weeks staying with my Texas buddies on Knickerbocker, then a week in Harlem with girlfriend A, then renting a room somewhere around here, maybe in Latin portion of Knickerbocker, I love Latins
4:01 PM BushwickBK.com: oh yeah the Latin portion
help me out and tell me which is NOT that portion
me: the one-block stretch between Flushing and something
BushwickBK.com: haha
me: has like four white people
BushwickBK.com: the ne with no bldgs?
me: maybe
4:02 PM BushwickBK.com: ok so you mean the part of Knick with zero white poeple
me: right
BushwickBK.com: other side of Myrtle son
me: also
BushwickBK.com: but I loe that area
that is realllll bushwick
me: today was on Knick on way to grocery store
BushwickBK.com: (plus cheap)
me: got waylaid by drunk Puerto Rican ex-prison guard, landlord
4:03 PM who wants to start cafe geared towards "you newcomers, yuppies"
and the building in question
BushwickBK.com: disaster, tell him no
me: is where some mobster name Carmine something was assassinated way back
BushwickBK.com: 205 knick
me: he made me hang out in the backyard with him
yeah
BushwickBK.com: he's italian
name is joe something, no?
me: Ray
BushwickBK.com: Ray, ok
me: with spanish last name
BushwickBK.com: weird, ok
4:04 PM pretty sure an eyetalian owns that place
anyway that never works
me: he apparently got option to buy via city lottery at some point
BushwickBK.com: only yuppie newcomers know what yuppie newcomers want
me: yeah, that particular area is not quite ready for white-oriented business
BushwickBK.com: these goombahs fail every time they try to get our money
me: however
BushwickBK.com: oh sure it is
me: I told him I'd be willing to advise him on white culture
BushwickBK.com: I have tens of friends within a bloc
4:05 PM me: well
nevermind then
BushwickBK.com: I'm not sure you are the best for that
me: sure I am, some of my best friends are white
BushwickBK.com: sounds like a wreck, but will be intersting
if you say so
me: I was just gonna say, leave all your random crap there and put it up on the walls like at Goodbye Blue Monday
4:06 PM and then never ever talk to your customers because you're a drunk and no one wants to hear your life story
BushwickBK.com: lol
knickerbocker is very different from where you were living
that weird nubby of bushwick is strange
to me
4:07 PM so why you moving back
that lady too annoying?
4:10 PM me: nah, she wanted to move to Manhattan, I didn't
BushwickBK.com: pff
me: oh, also
BushwickBK.com: ok well let me know if you need price advice
I won't allow you to be swindled
4:11 PM me: Perhaps you'd be interested in linking to this from antiwar?
http://trueslant.com/barrettbrown/2010/05/04/yes-virginia-russians-sometimes-kill-each-other-and-lie-about-it/
BushwickBK.com: at least not by smeone who isn't me
me: yeah, I'll take some advice, definitely need it, I'm not good at, like, things
if you know someone who's renting rooms, let me know
BushwickBK.com: I will
yeah I'll send this to Matt
me: gonna go shoot some hoops, take a look at that piece if you would
4:12 PM great, thanks, will get you column soon
BushwickBK.com: yep