me: wait me: is this pic shopped? Caleb: Nope. me: freaky ass Caleb: Yep. me: with a hyphen Caleb: And some _Star-Telegram_ columnist wrote a hit-piece on the gal you talked to the other day. me: what about? Caleb: For her coverage of a Tea Party. Caleb: Said she was too excited about it and seemed to be recruiting viewers to join. Caleb: Which, admittedly, is true. me: that's unprecedented! Caleb: But only because that's the editorial position of our station. Caleb: Which this fat Forth Worth newspaper guy doesn't seem to understand. Caleb: So now we're having a little media war with them. me: good Caleb: The people are on our side. me: The people! me: speaking of which me: I have to defend my assertions that the FSB was responsible for 1999 Russian apartment bombings me: which they clearly were Caleb: Speaking of unprecedented. Caleb: How could you possibly argue that any Russian government would callously slaughter it's own innocent civilians? Caleb: For it's own political gain no less! me: and lie about things me: its Caleb: Yes. Caleb: Its me: need to check yoself, A/V fag me: we're in my world now me: the world of TEXT me: I'M A SHADOWRUNNER Caleb: Its Caleb: Oh, also. Caleb: Did I tell you about the phone call I got at the station the other day regarding Janet Napolitano? me: nope me: do tell Caleb: "Hello," says I. Caleb: Deep East Texas accent: "Yes. Do you know the name of the Homeland Security secretary?" Caleb: "Yessir. Janet Napolitano," says I. Caleb: "And she was the governor of Arizona, right?" Caleb: "Yessir," says I. Caleb: "I just wanted to make sure we're on the same page here." Caleb: "Yessir," says I. Caleb: "Now let me ask you this: is she one of them _queers_?" Caleb: "..." me: Well? Caleb: "Because I used to live out there and I heard things, and I just wanted to know." Caleb: "Well, I suppose there's been speculation, but I don't think any concrete proof has ever been brought to light." Caleb: "Well. She sure looks like one. I hate to think about whatever it is she does behind closed doors, you know what I mean?!! YEE HAW!!!" Caleb: And then he was all, "Click." me: You added the Yee-haw part, right? Caleb: Well, there was a garbled belly-laugh involved. me: I see. me: I'm actually not even sure what to say about that. Caleb: Pity me, is all. Caleb: Or really, don't. Caleb: This is still a much more fruitful intellectual climate than Shamrock. Caleb: Now I just have to do with these people over the phone as opposed to over the dinner table. me: Elitist Caleb: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/05/02/2010-05-02_cops_possible_suspects_in_times_square_car_bomb_include_group_behind_south_park_.html Caleb: Good for them. me: Who? me: Oh, those "Muslims" Caleb: Everyone involved. Caleb: But a special kudos to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. me: Of course Caleb: Inciting terror attacks. Caleb: That's so cute. me: funny that Viacom caved and still got attacked Caleb: Was it at the Viacom building? me: nearby Caleb: Holy shit. Caleb: Well done. Caleb: I need to start reading more than just headlines. me: My mom sent me a message last night asking if I was near Times Square me: Kind of insulting Caleb: Where else would you be? me: T.G.I. Friday's Caleb: My fave bar.