me: so what's happenin, yo? Catalina: not much yo Catalina: whats happening with you? me: suffering from withdrawal, trying to work anyway. actually managed to write an article today. me: now I Catalina: why are you getting clean? me: 'm drinking a beer and shivering me: just need to for a little while Catalina: not that you shouldnt Catalina: good me: meet your roommate yet? Catalina: yes Catalina: shes nice me: very good, nice change of pace Catalina: dorky, chubby white girl, into sports me: I see Catalina: do you? me: no Catalina: what are you up to tonight? me: pain Catalina: sorry me: I'm fine, just whiny Catalina: drinkning will help Catalina: you got any benzo? me: nope me: those would change everything Catalina: i wish i had some for you me: you got any plans? Catalina: i did Catalina: not sure if theyre still going to work out Catalina: what are your plans tonight? Catalina: getting clean? me: nothing, wanna hang out over here, get drunk on liquor? me: I' me: I' me: fucking keyboard Catalina: well, it depends me: I will smash everything Catalina: i do me: anywho Catalina: but i already had plans Catalina: and cant get hold of the old man at the moment Catalina: hes at a wake Catalina: this guy i knew, pretty shocking me: well, let me know, I'll be around, won't be making any other plans Catalina: was dx w/ leukemia 1yr ago Catalina: and now hes dead me: that's a shame, old friend of mine has cancer in brain and spine for no good reason me: doesn me: t even smoke me: I should have cancer Catalina: me too Catalina: we should be dead Catalina: but we know that me: also, I should have infections all over my arm me: but I have nothing Catalina: were weeds me: back with the old man then? Catalina: no me: I know, we live charmed lives Catalina: not back with him Catalina: i just need him a little longer Catalina: im in control now me: BOYS CALL ME WHEN THEY FEEL FREAKY HOT me: very good Catalina: i need him to pay for my laptop Catalina: which i get back tomorrow me: sweet Catalina: i need him to get me my iphone Catalina: yes i am turning into a gold digger Catalina: but its not even that much money Catalina: and i have earned it Catalina: being his fucking secretary for the past 5 yrs me: true dat me: also, he broke your corneas, lol Catalina: haha Catalina: anyway ill let you know in an hour or so me: groovy Catalina: i have a few more things to do here at work Catalina: and if i dont here from him ill just head to brooklyn me: awesome Catalina: hear Catalina: ugghhh Catalina: i hate it when people use here instead of hear Catalina: and i just did me: I didn't even notice, you could have gotten away with it Catalina: i noticed and i care Catalina: are you at joshs? me: yep indeed me: he's got a date tonight me: A SEX DATE Catalina: i thought he had a girlfriend me: yep Catalina: gross me: he cheats on her Catalina: why you always trying to gross me out Catalina: oh. well thats to be expected Catalina: see this is exactly why im celibate Catalina: you guys put me off sex me: you know, that thing that I also do Catalina: what do you also do? Catalina: sex? me: cheat on girlfriends Catalina: oh yes Catalina: well ive been making out with someone Catalina: not sex though i think he expects it to go there me: another negro? Catalina: but its not Catalina: yes Catalina: same one as a couple of years ago Catalina: Nonso me: Christ, you really corner the black market Catalina: the nigerian me: lol Nigerians Catalina: hes a prince Catalina: he sent me an email Catalina: kidding me: anyway, I refuse to take responsibility for your sudden sex aversion Catalina: you are solely responsible Catalina: haha me: THEN I GET UP AND EAT BRUNCH I DON T CARE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ME me: MIAMI me: SEX me: SEX MIAMI CHAMPAGNE Catalina: better watch out Catalina: my Klan gets vicious