me: okay, finally going to write my half of the piece Selena: about time! me: I like to procrastinate me: it makes me feel like a real man Selena: is your penis growing me: nope Selena: has your voice deepend Selena: hair sprouting in places it wasn't before? me: I never actually went through puberty me: thought it would be too ostentatious Selena: hahaha