Subject: Chat with Selena Leong
From: Selena Leong <selenaleong@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: now what you doing?
Selena: avoiding people
me: been successful?
Selena: YES
Selena: my friend is annoying me
Selena: and wanted to crash here, i was like uhhh NO, i'm not in a mood for guests
me: was he or she actually there or calling?
Selena: no he was online bitching
Selena: about how he's staying w/ this girl he dates on and off
Selena: and how they got into a fight
Selena: they fight ALL THE FUCKING TIME
Selena: and he has flaked on me so many times while in town bc he is w/ her
Selena: and FIGHTING
Selena: i'm in no mood for drama
Selena: and i don't want to hear it
Selena: because it's like he thrives on this shit
Selena: how was your night at the bar
me: okay, just stayed like 15 minutes, came home to read
Selena: well saturday nights are renowned for having many douche bags out.
me: yep, we left first bar for that reason
me: l don't really go out anymore
Selena: well you're talking to a ching chong agoraphobe ha ha
Selena: my friend cat coined that
me: lol
me: very good
Selena: yeah she's good at that
Selena: what bar did you go to?
Selena: you should write a piece about this http://voices.washingtonpost.com/right-now/2010/04/geico_voice_actor_fired_after.html
me: nah
me: not my sort of thing
Selena: ha ha
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj1mUk04_ho
Selena: why are you making me watch max headroom
Selena: he scares me
me: that's a guy who hacked Chicago TV signal in late 80s
Selena: i remember him
Selena: he terrified me, that image bummed me out
me: you seen it before?
Selena: not that particular clip?
Selena: but him in general
Selena: just max headroom in general
Selena: he was scary
me: ah
Selena: this might be an irrational fear
Selena: somewhat like inability to watch "saw" because that dude's mask scares me
me: you're probably better off
Selena: well saw is also a shitty franchise of torture porn
Selena: i do not get off on watching the suffering of others, real or imagined
me: never seen any of it, don't see movies, assuredly stupid
Selena: hence why you are a smart man
Selena: i happened to catch one because it was on cable
me: okay
me: I think this might be real
Selena: ?
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAfzmm6ZvZ4
Selena: oh yeah i saw that
Selena: well just the blogs about it
me: wow
me: just, wow
Selena: it's ridiculous
Selena: "i'm poor, give me money"
Selena: he is the LEAST successful and the most embarrassing of the baldwins
Selena: isn't he the one who fucked up a hotel room while on crack
Selena: are we sure god will get ALL the glory
me: we'd have to audit
Selena: how will we measure his restoration
me: he would appear in some sort of "talking picture"
Selena: that guy hasn't had a career since he was on "homicide: life on the street"
Selena: he played beau something or other
Selena: a troubled, alcoholic cop
Selena: the show was admittedly quite quite amazing
Selena: precursor to that show about drugs in baltimore, i keep forgetting the name
me: "The Nights are Long in Baltimore, City of Crooks and Cops" is the name, I believe
me: best show on television
me: so true to life
Selena: shut up
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Selena: uh
Selena: i just remembered it was the wire
Selena: (wrong home keys)
me: I was thinking of something else, then
Selena: i am about to go over there and punch you in the nose
me: come on by!
Selena: that would require me putting on pants
me: I will be restored thereafter, demon
me: restored by my fellow internet Christians
Selena: are you going to write an article about HIM
Selena: the ridiculous nature of that site
Selena: because i would love to read it
me: nah
me: too over-the-top
me: oohhhhhh
me: oh man
me: oh
me: Baldwin has a tattoo on his left shoulder of the initials "HM" for Hannah Montana. He got the tattoo after making a pact with Miley Cyrus that he would be allowed to cameo on the show if he had the initials tattooed on him. He revealed the tattoo to Cyrus at a book signing in Nashville, on November 10, 2008.[18] To date he has never appeared on the show. He has since gone on record as saying that he regrets getting the tattoo[19]
Selena: WAIT WHAT
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