me: now what you doing? Selena: avoiding people me: been successful? Selena: YES Selena: my friend is annoying me Selena: and wanted to crash here, i was like uhhh NO, i'm not in a mood for guests me: was he or she actually there or calling? Selena: no he was online bitching Selena: about how he's staying w/ this girl he dates on and off Selena: and how they got into a fight Selena: they fight ALL THE FUCKING TIME Selena: and he has flaked on me so many times while in town bc he is w/ her Selena: and FIGHTING Selena: i'm in no mood for drama Selena: and i don't want to hear it Selena: because it's like he thrives on this shit Selena: how was your night at the bar me: okay, just stayed like 15 minutes, came home to read Selena: well saturday nights are renowned for having many douche bags out. me: yep, we left first bar for that reason me: l don't really go out anymore Selena: well you're talking to a ching chong agoraphobe ha ha Selena: my friend cat coined that me: lol me: very good Selena: yeah she's good at that Selena: what bar did you go to? Selena: you should write a piece about this http://voices.washingtonpost.com/right-now/2010/04/geico_voice_actor_fired_after.html me: nah me: not my sort of thing Selena: ha ha me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj1mUk04_ho Selena: why are you making me watch max headroom Selena: he scares me me: that's a guy who hacked Chicago TV signal in late 80s Selena: i remember him Selena: he terrified me, that image bummed me out me: you seen it before? Selena: not that particular clip? Selena: but him in general Selena: just max headroom in general Selena: he was scary me: ah Selena: this might be an irrational fear Selena: somewhat like inability to watch "saw" because that dude's mask scares me me: you're probably better off Selena: well saw is also a shitty franchise of torture porn Selena: i do not get off on watching the suffering of others, real or imagined me: never seen any of it, don't see movies, assuredly stupid Selena: hence why you are a smart man Selena: i happened to catch one because it was on cable me: okay me: I think this might be real Selena: ? me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAfzmm6ZvZ4 Selena: oh yeah i saw that Selena: well just the blogs about it me: wow me: just, wow Selena: it's ridiculous Selena: "i'm poor, give me money" Selena: he is the LEAST successful and the most embarrassing of the baldwins Selena: isn't he the one who fucked up a hotel room while on crack Selena: are we sure god will get ALL the glory me: we'd have to audit Selena: how will we measure his restoration me: he would appear in some sort of "talking picture" Selena: that guy hasn't had a career since he was on "homicide: life on the street" Selena: he played beau something or other Selena: a troubled, alcoholic cop Selena: the show was admittedly quite quite amazing Selena: precursor to that show about drugs in baltimore, i keep forgetting the name me: "The Nights are Long in Baltimore, City of Crooks and Cops" is the name, I believe me: best show on television me: so true to life Selena: shut up Selena: u hyar ewnwnvwews ur;a rgw quew,' Selena: uh Selena: i just remembered it was the wire Selena: (wrong home keys) me: I was thinking of something else, then Selena: i am about to go over there and punch you in the nose me: come on by! Selena: that would require me putting on pants me: I will be restored thereafter, demon me: restored by my fellow internet Christians Selena: are you going to write an article about HIM Selena: the ridiculous nature of that site Selena: because i would love to read it me: nah me: too over-the-top me: oohhhhhh me: oh man me: oh me: Baldwin has a tattoo on his left shoulder of the initials "HM" for Hannah Montana. He got the tattoo after making a pact with Miley Cyrus that he would be allowed to cameo on the show if he had the initials tattooed on him. He revealed the tattoo to Cyrus at a book signing in Nashville, on November 10, 2008.[18] To date he has never appeared on the show. He has since gone on record as saying that he regrets getting the tattoo[19] Selena: WAIT WHAT Selena: ahsfkahskfdhaksdjfhkdshjf