Subject: Chat with Selena Leong
From: Selena Leong <selenaleong@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: jesus christ
me: are all those comments on your blog from that same guy?
Selena: i have NO CLUE
me: nutty
Selena: a little unhinged yes.
Selena: come on, stoke those fires, barrett
me: don't want to encourage the weirdo
Selena: hahaha FINE
Selena: i love fucking with weirdos
me: one comment shows that he's trying to pretend to be two people
Selena: as long as i'm anonymous
Selena: i don't have an IP tracker so i can't tell
Selena: but there does seem to be some kind of...multiple personality thing going on
me: he slips up and says he's flattered I called him a white night and then goes on to say I called "them" white knights
me: this guy sends you e-mails?
me: I guess he doesn't know who you are so it doesn't matter
Selena: yes to my fake account
Selena: maybe i should be a little more wary
Selena: and less blase
me: nah, doesn't matter, fake e-mail address is useless
Selena: yeah and there is no imogene lee
Selena: though i realize i need to be a little more...um...discreet, i guess, like less details about my life?
Selena: if only because a girl i used to be really really good friends w/
Selena: (we are now "enemies" because she hates me for some reason but would never tell me why, i think it is bc she felt i overshadowed her?)
Selena: she is a talented writer blah blah
Selena: anyway she started following my twitter
Selena: oh also she's the one i suggested for your PM thing
me: right
Selena: maggie serota
Selena: you should contact her, i don't know just how POLITICAL she is
Selena: but she's smart, witty and very very liberal
me: what you been doing tonight?
Selena: watching shitty television
Selena: also now a "horror movie"
Selena: but it's not very good
Selena: and it has a lot of "A list" movie people in it
Selena: how goes your evening
me: very pleasant
me: reading and drinking malt liquor
Selena: oh that sounds great. minus the malt liquor
me: malt liquor gets a bad rap
me: it's just beer, sort og
Selena: yeah it does
Selena: well billy dee williams did nothing for it
Selena: also, in h.s. colt 45 came out w/...MENTHOL FLAVORED MALT LIQUOR
me: it's a sad world
Selena: i shit you not
me: wow
Selena: it was called cool colt
Selena: (i know this because i drank it w/ my shitty graffiti hoodlum friends)
me: so you actually drank that, huh?
Selena: sadly. yes.
Selena: LOOK I WAS TRYING TO FIT IN
me: that just gives me a lot of leeway
me: in terms of my own habits
Selena: what do you mean?
me: it means I can drink malt liquor and you can't mock me
Selena: i'm not going to mock you
Selena: i just think it's gross
Selena: though i think i did drink an old E or something recently
Selena: in like the past year
Selena: i had a friend who brought them over.
Selena: we are no longer friends, i punched him in the face for assaulting me
me: okay, I read that wrong at first, thought you punched him for drinking an OE; that's what I'm drinking
Selena: hahaha no
Selena: he was really drunk one night
Selena: we were like, best friends for awhile too
Selena: and he kept trying to molest me
Selena: and i wasn't into it
Selena: then he threw a beer bottle at me when i tried to make him leave
Selena: so i clocked him in the mouth
me: wow
me: that's pretty nuts
Selena: he's a fall down black out drunk
Selena: he'd show up at my place w/ fat lips
Selena: one night he said he got punched by a bouncer?
Selena: or a security guard
Selena: for hitting on a midget stripper at a party??!?!!!
Selena: oh there was the time he was so drunk i watched him fall UP a flight of stairs
me: i see
me: I gotta go, meeting folks at the bar
me: nighty night
Selena: have fun