Selena: i think i'm dying me: how so? Selena: the amount of blood pouring out of me is alarming me: I see me: is it that bad? Selena: i've never really been a "heavy flow" girl Selena: so this is scary me: maybe you should get checked out? Selena: it's not GOOD Selena: nah i will live Selena: i am just whining Selena: i am also still at home, taking a half day Selena: how's couch surfing in an empty apartment me: pretty sweet, finally finished that fucking column me: gonna go to sleep in a little while Selena: excellent me: next up, First Date Rape Selena: ha ha Selena: i just sent my part in Selena: it's as good as it can possibly be for 500 shitty words me: sweet, I hope it's full of twist ending and surprises me: better yet, I hope it's erotic Selena: you're CC'd on it stupid Selena: read it me: I'm opening it now Selena: hahah i'll await your response me: very nice me: makes me look good, too Selena: ha ha does it? me: which is the sign of a great article Selena: hahaha yeah of course i am here to bolster your image me: thanks! Selena: that was sarcasm you dingus me: REALLY?Q?Q? Selena: i'm going to clobber you me: what are you, The Thing? Selena: actually, yes.