Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Hey, look!
Caleb: I found someone not completely abominable!!
Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/funnyredhead82
me: lol
Caleb: Entirely irredeemable, but still not 99-million percent anathema.
me: um
Caleb: Dude, this OkCupid sure is, like, the best.
me: yeah she is
me: you should ask her about other women
Caleb: I think I will!
Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ajeastx?cf=regular
Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Chel1195?cf=regular
Caleb: Remember hicks?
me: god damnit lol
me: . I am always looking for new friends and new adventures!
me: From My Facebook Profile: Books: george rr martin, jim butcher, robin hobb, stephen king, laurell k hamilton.
Caleb: Here she comes.
Caleb: Miss America:
Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/xhotpinklipglos?cf=regular
me: lololol
me: she's doing the face
Caleb: A less repulsive version of Fran:
Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/chimera_onyx?cf=regular
Caleb: Maybe.
me: I don't really care for females. I generally get along with guys much better...girls are too superficial, fake, and definately high strung! sheesh!
me: i enjoy visiting renaissance faires in costume and i spend way too much time in azeroth.
Caleb: This here be Payton's mama:
Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/paytonsmama?cf=regular
me: wait
me: wait one second
me: just wai
me: are you reading these?
Caleb: Why would I?
me: that fran-looking chick
me: i am celibate and will remain so till marriage. why should i wait till i'm married to be faithful to my husband?
Caleb: I respect her virtue.
Caleb: All that pressure she must face at Tyler Junior College every day...
Caleb: She's not a piece of meat, after all.
Caleb: Not like this hot slab of sexxx:
Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Kac1505?cf=regular
me: My favorite food is Italian food.
Caleb: I like seafood.
Caleb: I enjoy eating food that was procured from the sea.
Caleb: Any sea will do, really.
Caleb: I'm easy that way.
me: very good
Caleb: So, which one of these gals should I bone, dude?
Caleb: Also, be careful.
me: GOTTA CHOOSE JUST ONE?!?!?!
Caleb: I read in the _News_ today that Asian chicks are the most likely to have anal sex without a condom.
Caleb: AIDS, bra.
Caleb: AIDS.
me: that was really in the news?
Caleb: http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2010/04/22/2010-04-22_women_engaging_in_more_risky_sex.html
Caleb: Or Asian chicks are more likely to use condoms.
Caleb: It really depends on how you interpret it.
me: right
Caleb: More to the point.
Caleb: There aren't any Asian chicks in East Texas who are willing to broach the topic of anal sex.
Caleb: The end.
me: lol