Caleb: Hey, look! Caleb: I found someone not completely abominable!! Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/funnyredhead82 me: lol Caleb: Entirely irredeemable, but still not 99-million percent anathema. me: um Caleb: Dude, this OkCupid sure is, like, the best. me: yeah she is me: you should ask her about other women Caleb: I think I will! Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ajeastx?cf=regular Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Chel1195?cf=regular Caleb: Remember hicks? me: god damnit lol me: . I am always looking for new friends and new adventures! me: From My Facebook Profile: Books: george rr martin, jim butcher, robin hobb, stephen king, laurell k hamilton. Caleb: Here she comes. Caleb: Miss America: Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/xhotpinklipglos?cf=regular me: lololol me: she's doing the face Caleb: A less repulsive version of Fran: Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/chimera_onyx?cf=regular Caleb: Maybe. me: I don't really care for females. I generally get along with guys much better...girls are too superficial, fake, and definately high strung! sheesh! me: i enjoy visiting renaissance faires in costume and i spend way too much time in azeroth. Caleb: This here be Payton's mama: Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/paytonsmama?cf=regular me: wait me: wait one second me: just wai me: are you reading these? Caleb: Why would I? me: that fran-looking chick me: i am celibate and will remain so till marriage. why should i wait till i'm married to be faithful to my husband? Caleb: I respect her virtue. Caleb: All that pressure she must face at Tyler Junior College every day... Caleb: She's not a piece of meat, after all. Caleb: Not like this hot slab of sexxx: Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Kac1505?cf=regular me: My favorite food is Italian food. Caleb: I like seafood. Caleb: I enjoy eating food that was procured from the sea. Caleb: Any sea will do, really. Caleb: I'm easy that way. me: very good Caleb: So, which one of these gals should I bone, dude? Caleb: Also, be careful. me: GOTTA CHOOSE JUST ONE?!?!?! Caleb: I read in the _News_ today that Asian chicks are the most likely to have anal sex without a condom. Caleb: AIDS, bra. Caleb: AIDS. me: that was really in the news? Caleb: http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2010/04/22/2010-04-22_women_engaging_in_more_risky_sex.html Caleb: Or Asian chicks are more likely to use condoms. Caleb: It really depends on how you interpret it. me: right Caleb: More to the point. Caleb: There aren't any Asian chicks in East Texas who are willing to broach the topic of anal sex. Caleb: The end. me: lol