Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

4:05 PM Joshua: When I think about that shit, I realize that Shaggy and his brother John weren't really doing anything bad by stealing all them books and CD's and shit. I mean, them stores got money, there big ass corporations. Who gives a fuck. They lose millions a year to theft, it's probably all calculated into the profits. But taking something from an individual is scantless. For example, if I stole a toaster from K-Mart that really ain?t shit. Nobody really suffers over that. If I stole YOUR toaster, that's wack. Cause you don?t get to have any toast tomorrow morning. That's a greedy and a heartless thing to do. I believe shit like that is evil.
4:06 PM What about the people that think your crazy?
  I am crazy. I'm crazy fresh.
4:09 PM You think I'd give a fuck if a women's organization was protesting one of my shows? Hell no! I'd go out there and squeeze there asses! Then I'd say something like.. "Hey bitch, nice ass" or maybe something fresh like, "You got a name to go with them titties?"
  very good wrath

5 minutes
4:15 PM me: so,
  I watched the original video
  miracles
  and I actually like the song
4:16 PM Joshua: why?
  
 me: it's a good song
  got a good little bea
  sample
  whatever
 Joshua: it's better than the parody
 me: and it's actually kind of sweet
 Joshua: and the beat is ok
  sweet?
 me: yeeeess
  oh
  later I'll tell you
 Joshua: ok
 me: about the forgotten beast
4:17 PM who attacked my dwarf fortress
  shit's about to get real
 Joshua: did you make it to the underground inferno
4:18 PM me: nah
  not a priority
4:19 PM I got enough on my plate
  when humans came to trade
  I had my military attack one of them when we were leaving
  knocked him into a pond
  where he drowned
  so they'll be back
 Joshua: oh yeah - you are a human killing tribe now - forgot
 me: with catapults and shit
4:20 PM plus goblins are starting to attack
4:21 PM Joshua: with catapults also