me: here's a real meeting of the minds me: my former roommate, Chris Koulorous, interviews my dipshit book publisher, Drew Nederpelt me: http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/04/hollywood-mistresses-hollywood-moguls-and-the-newest-courtroom-drama-appearing-on-your-tv-screen-soon/ BushwickBK.com: oh yeah? BushwickBK.com: haha me: don't bother reading it, just scan it me: see how bad Chris writes me: he's a crackhead BushwickBK.com: ok this site needs help BushwickBK.com: formatting help me: and Nederpelt is always getting sued me: yeah me: it needs a lot of things BushwickBK.com: I can't read this font BushwickBK.com: fields are running into each other me: like an editor who doesn't himself need massive copy editing BushwickBK.com: haha BushwickBK.com: sad me: To date Sterling and Ross have been presented with a $150 000 lawsuit, which of course they have counter sued… me: that's some crisp writing me: they have counter sued [sic] the lawsuit BushwickBK.com: I hate wrong verb usage BushwickBK.com: right me: this guy, Christopher, is the worst editor ever me: he's gone through literally a dozen publicists in the space of two weeks once me: three weeks, actually BushwickBK.com: front page is the worst mess me: because he can't command loyalty me: it's not really worth pointing out formatting problems, brother me: the whole thing is fucked up me: the writing especially BushwickBK.com: well was the first thing I noticed me: and he has people pay for him to write about them BushwickBK.com: I'm not gonna bother reading this tldr dreck me: Nederpelt may have even paid him for thi BushwickBK.com: wait peopel read this site? me: Chris was asking me over the phone if Drew would pay $200 or some shit me: yeah me: and they like it me: other publicists, celebrity hounds, etc BushwickBK.com: bizarre me: degenerate Manhattanites, largel me: I know BushwickBK.com: http://www.quantcast.com/scallywagandvagabond.com BushwickBK.com: huh, look at that me: I cover stuff for him on occasion as a way to get free liquor and food and hang out in elegant surroundings and network and whatnot me: going to start taking dates with me BushwickBK.com: wait he's all hi-life with this bullshit? BushwickBK.com: fuck barrett BushwickBK.com: the success of non-ruthless, mediocre people angers me me: hi-life? me: Chris? me: No me: he's constantly broke me: and only has like one advertiser me: he's on unemployment me: couldn't pay rent on time when he lived with me me: you and I are more successful in a variety of ways me: I don't make much money, but I'm making more and could easily make a lot more me: oh, speaking of which me: I'm now dating this hot Asian me: oh, I told you me: anyway, she can really write me: and we're teaming up to do sex columns for New York Press me: already got our first assignment me: going to do a bunch of other writing together, too me: also, my ex, who dumped me for some dumb pretty guy as I was not affectionate enough, is already crawling back me: so I won that one me: I'm telling you because you probably woke up this morning thinking, "BUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH BARRETT BROWN'S LAST RELATIONSHIP?!??!?!" BushwickBK.com: haha BushwickBK.com: http://lawyersusaonline.com/dcdicta/2010/04/19/technical-difficulties-at-the-supreme-court-2/ BushwickBK.com: The first sign was about midway through the argument, when Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr. - who is known to write out his opinions in long hand with pen and paper instead of a computer - asked what the difference was “between email and a pager?”