Subject: Chat with Selena Leong
From: Selena Leong <selenaleong@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Selena: OH GO TO BED SHIT HEAD
me: about to
Selena: seriously
Selena: what time did you sleep last night
Selena: did you at all?
me: nope, but got a lot done
Selena: what have you accomplished
me: got most of column written, wrote great video game sample article, started another article with Catalina on her recent celibacy, played dwarf fortress
Selena: why catalina celibate
Selena: did she get hit too hard
me: sort of
Selena: maybe he knocked some sense into her.
me: I guess we'll find out soon
Selena: so she can leave him
me: she seems to have actually left him
Selena: well that's a good start
Selena: i'm sorry but if a dude clocked me on a regular basis, i'd have h im killed
me: yeah
me: she usually hits him first
Selena: well then she deserves getting whacked back
me: and she doesn't seem to mind the melees all that much
me: she's from Mexico, so
Selena: oh god
me: crazy latin romance
Selena: you're all insane
Selena: i swear to fucking god
me: who, southwesterners?
Selena: all of you
Selena: you're ALL NUTS
Selena: how are you still not asleep