me: holy shit me: my dwarves are fucked up Selena: your dwarves are going to die Selena: i have sent a plague me: I WILL HAVE TO PUNISH YOU MY LADY FORSOOTH FOR I AM YOUR MASTER HURRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRR Selena: owww you fucker Selena: you KNOW i can't laugh me: you're hot me: I know you don't like that term, but not sure how to replace it Selena: agh really? Selena: me? Selena: man i am writing a scathing response to the old dude Selena: who is pissed at me. Selena: basically he said "if you don't like me, don't respond" me: okay me: ignore him, he's a crazy old man Selena: i'm not going to ignore him Selena: because you can't say that shit to someone, "i want this my way, you either do it or don't respond" Selena: and you know what, as a woman i am NOT going to take that, fuck you for thinking i'm going to shut up and sit down me: why would you want to interact with a person like that? Selena: because i am telling him off Selena: and maybe you've rubbed off on me Selena: normally i would just delete it and roll my eyes Selena: (also i have my period today) Selena: so i am just like YEAH YOU THINK SO? FUCK YOU. but much more articulate me: I see me: gonna get coffee Selena: bah me: sweeeet me: went for a nice little walk in the sunshine with the dog me: then I get back Selena: awwww Selena: stupid fucking elvis Selena: you should punt him down the block me: and there's a GOBLIN AMBUSH ON MY TRADING POST me: can you imagine? Selena: OMG R U OK me: PROBABLY Selena: WILL U LIVE Selena: ZOMG me: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS Selena: :D me: anyway, my fortress is going to go into North Korea mode now me: we have great potential threats me: and few friends me: total militarized fascist lockdown Selena: hahahhaha Selena: you will look great in khaki jump suits Selena: ugh i got such a whiny baby reply Selena: what should i say! me: let me talk to him me: all my little dwarf fortress comrades on reddit liked my poem Selena: hahahahah Selena: i'm glad to hear that Selena: man i am so angry right now Selena: i HOPE he read my blog Selena: like realizes that the paunchy old dude is referencing HIM me: send him a link Selena: he READ the article Selena: he MUST have read the fucking blog Selena: i had told him i had a sex blog but i wouldn't let him read it Selena: so i think he did Selena: and now he's all mad bc i fucked everyone but not him Selena: and he took me out to expensive restaurants. HA HA HA? Selena: so he wrote this (an excerpt) Selena: Don't expect me to enjoy the fact that you're > depicting > yourself as this wanton slut when you rejected me without a > thought. > I'm fucking human, ya know? Selena: so i wrote back: Selena: yeah, sluts should fuck anyone who wants to fuck them. you know, no sense of empowerment or anything, just vessels for your patriarchal pleasure. how dare i not fuck you simply because you wanted to fuck me? Selena: was that uncalled for, am i being a feminist twat me: you're hitting with a club rather than slicing with a knife me: my goal is generally to hurt someone emotionally in such a way that they suffer me: if that's your goal, you're doing it wrong Selena: hahahaha Selena: i'm not trying to hurt him