Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: you up?
Catalina: i think you are into the rape thing
Catalina: weirdo
Catalina: what about celibacy
Catalina: ?
Catalina: isnt that a great story idea for a sex column?
Catalina: i did go to brooklyn for my haircut
Catalina: and now i look like im 10yo
me: actually, celibacy is a good idea for a column
Catalina: i know
Catalina: im full of good ideas
me: you wanna corraborate on one?
Catalina: sure
me: okay
Catalina: full of good ideas and sexual frustration
me: I'll start up a document in gmail docs
me: and share it with you
Catalina: ok
me: and write some notes in it
me: you can proceed from there, then I'll do the final write
me: we'll split the money
me: it's just $75 altogether
Catalina: we dont have to do that
me: we can just buy a bundle
Catalina: thats an idea
me: and split that
me: so
me: wor
me: word
Catalina: by the way my roommate found a subletter for may
me: very well
Catalina: so im not sure how long youd be able to stay
Catalina: especially since the subletter is a girl
Catalina: but id like you to come over sometime anyway
me: well was gonna stay with john anyway
me: I'll come stay for a few days over there at some point, whenever's most convenient for you
Catalina: k
Catalina: probably may 19-23
me: I've decided to couch surf for at least a month, perhaps two
Catalina: cause i wont be there
Catalina: ha!
me: I'd be tempted to move to Mexico again if things weren't so good here
Catalina: yeah
Catalina: didnt we talk about that?
me: anyway, this chick writes this sex blog
me: and wrote about me the other day
me: got a bunch of comments
me: including this one guy who is obsessed with her
me: and who thus has taken to attacking me for bizarre reasons
Catalina: may i read?
me: http://awesomeslut.blogspot.com/2010/04/friday-night-gone-awry.html
me: we've got a pretty hip little new yorky relationship with these magazine sex column collaborations
me: and blogs and whatnot
me: I'll share the doc now
Catalina: interesting
Catalina: she doesnt really mention it was her idea though
Catalina: or that she was already into that
Catalina: i wonder why
Catalina: unless i misread
Catalina: i have not slept in 2 days so that is possible
me: yeah she does
Catalina: where?
me: it's not entirely clear, though
me: I could feel the tip of his cock poking at the exposed, shaved flesh of my cunt and proceeded to give him the signal: I arched my hips upward, allowing him access. And yet, at the same time, I said, "No, stop."
Catalina: she writes "somehow, i found myself on my stomach"
Catalina: no i got that
me: she started giving verbal cues
me: I've never done anything role-playish in my life
me: don't even talk dirty
Catalina: so it wasnt something you guys had discussed beforehand?
me: nope
Catalina: i see
me: she had mentioned being into role playing to some extent in general
me: like, a lot
Catalina: ok
me: and being restrained
Catalina: i just misunderstood you before then
Catalina: or assumed
me: so, though I've never done it before, I'm going to do all kinds of crazy shit with this chick
me: also, fuck
me: my dwarves
me: are dying en masse
Catalina: sorry
Catalina: poor little ugly things
Catalina: i liked reading that
Catalina: i liked the way she described your place and dog
Catalina: but probably because i know exactly what shes talking about
Catalina: oh and your roommate will find out you had seox n her bed again
me: nah
me: also, doesn't matter
me: she's moving out tomorrow
me: and then I'm moving at end of month
me: so I can do whatever I want
me: ZOMG
me: anyway, she's a good writer, and we got the NY press assignment arranged today, so we're off to a good start
Catalina: yeah
me: gonna do a bunch of freelance work together
Catalina: one dy youll be reading those blogs to your grandkids!
me: it'll be considered sweet in 40 years
me: kids will pretend rape on first dates
Catalina: by then people will be online raping
me: hmmm
me: try to figure out what that entails
Catalina: im not sure
me: I'm tired of being conservative
Catalina: sexually?
me: yep
Catalina: i dont think you are
me: I was
Catalina: but then again thats coming from me
Catalina: shooting someone up and having sex with them while your girlfriend is in the next room is not conservative
Catalina: but i guess you mean in the actual act
Catalina: i cant remember to be honest
me: yeah, the act
Catalina: i think i might take a nap
me: I see
me: that
me: reasonable
Catalina: do i save it and then share when i am done writing?
Catalina: or just share as i go along?
me: you just save
me: it's already shared
Catalina: oh
Catalina: i see there is a share button so i thought i had to click that
Catalina: ok
me: nah, that just needs to be done once
me: already took care o fit