me: so, the Asian girl and I have been assigned an article for NY Press about our pretend rape me: with one 500 word piece by her, one by me Joshua: sounds fascinating Joshua: tell me more Joshua: how are your dwarves Joshua: ROAD TRIP!! Joshua: lol Joshua: lol me: dwarves are doing well me: I had my little military squad kill one of the humans that came to trade me: they beat him up and knocked him into a pond where he drowned Joshua: awesome me: now they'll be sending human military squads to attack me me: humans to fight me: will be totally awesome me: because it takes a while for goblins to start attacking Joshua: how diplomatic of you me: I'm very excited me: oh, also, New York Post e-mailed me again about doing that dating thing Joshua: when will that take place? me: I don't know, soon though